theyear3022: (SOMEONE WHO WILL NOT BE NAMED)
THAT GUY FROM SPACE OLYMPICS ([personal profile] theyear3022) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2013-03-28 03:12 pm

SPACE OLYMPICS FINAL DAY


SPACE OLYMPICS
DAY 4

Around three in the morning, the space station is rocked by an explosion. And if that wasn't enough to wake you up, maybe the blaring alarms and sounds of ray-gun fire will do it. Your friendly neighborhood Olympic coordinator is on the intercom within a few seconds with an urgent announcement.

"Welcome to your Space Olympics! Uh, all the oxygen has run out, and someone who will not be named may have accidentally hit self-destruct. Please file to your escape pods while I distract the alien hordes. Oh, god, we're all gonna die, and I know my sins will take me to hell. Help me, Baby Space Jesus!"

The message ends with the sound of aliens taking the control room. So much for the sports - it's time to abandon ship!

[Note: Anyone "killed" during this section, whether vaporized by ray-gun or taken down by sporting equipment, will disappear from the station and reappear at a random location in the castle, unharmed.]

THE INVASION
ESCAPE PODS
THE END [TBA]
OOC: Info Post | Roster | Day 1 | Day 2 | Day 3 | Day 4
whichwayyoulean: (Oh sweet hell what)

[personal profile] whichwayyoulean 2013-03-29 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
[There's some screaming...until the Once-ler realises it's being polite and...waaaait]

Do I...know you?
theabjectauthor: ((SO) I am a bargaining alien.)

[personal profile] theabjectauthor 2013-03-29 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't imagine so, but since we are offering introductions, I am Pontificate Cadet Monty Kensickle, and I'm afraid it's my duty as Head Usher to ask you ...

You wouldn't happen to know the way to the command center, would you?
whichwayyoulean: (What have I done?)

[personal profile] whichwayyoulean 2013-03-29 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
[The Once-ler continues to stare, before wordlessly pointing the way.

...Wow he should so never be in any wars
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