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THAT GUY FROM SPACE OLYMPICS ([personal profile] theyear3022) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2013-03-28 03:12 pm

SPACE OLYMPICS FINAL DAY


SPACE OLYMPICS
DAY 4

Around three in the morning, the space station is rocked by an explosion. And if that wasn't enough to wake you up, maybe the blaring alarms and sounds of ray-gun fire will do it. Your friendly neighborhood Olympic coordinator is on the intercom within a few seconds with an urgent announcement.

"Welcome to your Space Olympics! Uh, all the oxygen has run out, and someone who will not be named may have accidentally hit self-destruct. Please file to your escape pods while I distract the alien hordes. Oh, god, we're all gonna die, and I know my sins will take me to hell. Help me, Baby Space Jesus!"

The message ends with the sound of aliens taking the control room. So much for the sports - it's time to abandon ship!

[Note: Anyone "killed" during this section, whether vaporized by ray-gun or taken down by sporting equipment, will disappear from the station and reappear at a random location in the castle, unharmed.]

THE INVASION
ESCAPE PODS
THE END [TBA]
OOC: Info Post | Roster | Day 1 | Day 2 | Day 3 | Day 4
tapshoetomove: (Of course I'm happy this toast is huge)

[personal profile] tapshoetomove 2013-03-29 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
[And while Once-ler is running around, he'll stumble across a tiny alien Luke, who looks very squirrel-like at the moment. He glances up from scurrying around, looking at the Once-ler very innocently and chattering.

Obviously it would be a good idea to approach him, right?]
whichwayyoulean: (About to change the world)

[personal profile] whichwayyoulean 2013-03-29 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, the Once-ler's never had problems with adorable forest animals in the past.

...Wait no. The opposite of that.

Still, he'll moves a little closer
]

Hey little guy.
tapshoetomove: (I'm a helicopter)

[personal profile] tapshoetomove 2013-03-29 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Luke scurries a little closer, wary, before making a few chattering noises.

And then he pulls out a ray gun.

Now he's looking far less cute and innocent.]
whichwayyoulean: (Oh fuckity fuck what was that?)

[personal profile] whichwayyoulean 2013-03-29 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[The Once-ler screams and jumps back]

WHO GIVES A SQUIRREL A RAY GUN?!!!
tapshoetomove: (I'm a helicopter)

[personal profile] tapshoetomove 2013-03-31 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Better start running, Once-ler. Luke isn't planning to take any prisoners.

He'll start firing wildly.]
whichwayyoulean: (Oh fuckity fuck what was that?)

[personal profile] whichwayyoulean 2013-03-31 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[The Once-ler will do the most sensible and grown up thing in this dangerous situation.

He will scream and run away
]