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paradisa2013-03-31 08:58 pm
encryptedlock) wrote in paradisa2013-03-31 08:58 pm
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[Okay, York feels a little silly for actually writing out this filter, but...well. There's the half-remembered time as a demented old guy and then there's some actual physical proof.]
[The Easter Bunny]
Hey, uh. Well. Thanks. I don't think we've ever had a holiday this fun without side effects from the chocolate like turning into chickens or something equally ridiculous.
[He pauses awkwardly, because way to go talking to the Easter Bunny. But hell, he'd talked to Jesus Christ here before, so why not?]
Anyway. Not sure if you'll stick around here now that the holiday's over, but I just wanted to let you know I had a great time. And this chocolate is really something else.
[The Easter Bunny]
[And now that that's out of the way....]
If anyone tries any pranks like replacing my coffee's sugar with salt tomorrow, you're going to find hot sauce in your pants. Just fair warning.
[The Easter Bunny]
Hey, uh. Well. Thanks. I don't think we've ever had a holiday this fun without side effects from the chocolate like turning into chickens or something equally ridiculous.
[He pauses awkwardly, because way to go talking to the Easter Bunny. But hell, he'd talked to Jesus Christ here before, so why not?]
Anyway. Not sure if you'll stick around here now that the holiday's over, but I just wanted to let you know I had a great time. And this chocolate is really something else.
[The Easter Bunny]
[And now that that's out of the way....]
If anyone tries any pranks like replacing my coffee's sugar with salt tomorrow, you're going to find hot sauce in your pants. Just fair warning.