easter among other things || still written

[jthm]

Dear DIEary,

They gave me a room and some stuff that I really don't care about. But that's not what I want to talk about here.

So apparently today's Easter. As if running eggs with legs and voices telling me they were the Easter Bunny wasn't weird enough, I seem to find myself...trusting said voice. Two conversations in and already I can see myself actually lowering my guard for something that claims to give out hope and free chocolate eggs to good little boys and girls.

...well I do like chocolate eggs.

Somehow managed to skip around without people figuring out who I am or what I've done before. Hell I'm pretty sure I haven't given out my name to anyone yet.

Maybe I'll give my name to that Easter bunny voice?

They wouldn't let me stuff rats into the blender. That's kinda sad. Now I find myself wandering around Pietas Tower, looking for something to do...bloodshed optional.

though I wish someone would sing Bohemian Rhapsody with me again.

Comments

/written

[hard_talker]

What you've "done before"?

[he is SO UNSURE right now]

[jthm]

Hello friend.

[hard_talker]

Hiiiiii. You're new, yeah? [so unsure right now]

[jthm]

Pretty much, yeah.

[hard_talker]

What's your name, dude? [he needs to know if he's given you the official DJ welcome yet]

[jthm]

...him, or that guy, use whatever you want.

[hard_talker]

That could get a little confusing around here. [it's also pretty unsettling. even the sketchy creepers will give an alias around here.] How 'bout a nickname, you got any of those?

[jthm]

How is it confusing? Anytime you see me, just scream "Oh hey it's him!" or "Oh look! It's that guy!"

simple.

[hard_talker]

.... Whyyyyyy would I be screaming? Just curious.

[jthm]

I dunno, to get my attention?

[hard_talker]

Which is a lot easier if you just gimme a name instead. Otherwise I'm just gonna come up with one on my own. And you'll be stuck with it.

[jthm]

...fine pick a name for me.

[jimfromit]

Figuring out who you are?...oh I love a mystery.

Although, I'm quite touched that I've made a good first impression.

[jthm]

Well not many people would sing a duet with me. Most of my partners die before they reach the chorus.

[jimfromit]

Oh well that's just rude of them.

[jthm]

I know! And I had such high hopes for their tolerance for pain. I mean all I did was dangle them by the hair over a vat of acid, and when they get the lyrics wrong, they slowly get lowered down.

All they had to do was get they lyrics right, how is that so hard?

[jimfromit]

You'd be surprised how often people can bungle the simplest of little tasks.

Don't blame yourself though...your motivation techniques sound spot on.

[jthm]

Finally, someone who understands my pain.