Agent South Dakota (
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paradisa2013-04-05 07:39 pm
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Hey, South Dakota here. So, my brother North has been here since like, I dunno a couple months, and he's a little lonely. Thing is, he's a great guy, and he really deserves someone to let him take them out on dates and stuff like that. [Let's not hide it, she's trying to get him laid. This is what she thinks makes her such a great sister.]
He's tall, handsome, blah blah blah, likes long walks in the beach room, killer at vollyball ... really, genes like ours are meant to be shared. [Whoops did she just compliment herself in that sentence ... yes, yes she did.]
So if you think you have what it takes to make a 6'3, blond-haired blue-eyed space marine happy, go tell him at Room 623.
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[And then since she's got the journal open,]
Finally the weather's actually nice for a change. Who's up for some Ultimate Frisbee out on the grounds?
Hey, South Dakota here. So, my brother North has been here since like, I dunno a couple months, and he's a little lonely. Thing is, he's a great guy, and he really deserves someone to let him take them out on dates and stuff like that. [Let's not hide it, she's trying to get him laid. This is what she thinks makes her such a great sister.]
He's tall, handsome, blah blah blah, likes long walks in the beach room, killer at vollyball ... really, genes like ours are meant to be shared. [Whoops did she just compliment herself in that sentence ... yes, yes she did.]
So if you think you have what it takes to make a 6'3, blond-haired blue-eyed space marine happy, go tell him at Room 623.
/Filter
[And then since she's got the journal open,]
Finally the weather's actually nice for a change. Who's up for some Ultimate Frisbee out on the grounds?