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[i_got_this]

Filtered to all eligible single ladies

Hey, South Dakota here. So, my brother North has been here since like, I dunno a couple months, and he's a little lonely. Thing is, he's a great guy, and he really deserves someone to let him take them out on dates and stuff like that. [Let's not hide it, she's trying to get him laid. This is what she thinks makes her such a great sister.]

He's tall, handsome, blah blah blah, likes long walks in the beach room, killer at vollyball ... really, genes like ours are meant to be shared. [Whoops did she just compliment herself in that sentence ... yes, yes she did.]

So if you think you have what it takes to make a 6'3, blond-haired blue-eyed space marine happy, go tell him at Room 623.

/Filter

[And then since she's got the journal open,]

Finally the weather's actually nice for a change. Who's up for some Ultimate Frisbee out on the grounds?

Comments

NOT HERE

[ol_northy]

[WHY THO.]

NOT HERE EITHER

[i_got_this]

[BUT LOOK NORTH SHE'S BEING A GOOD SISTER, RIGHT? ISN'T THIS WHAT GOOD SISTERS DO?]

NOT HERE 2.0

[ol_northy]

[HE DOES NOT NEED TO GET LAID OMFG.]

Re: NOT HERE 2.0

[i_got_this]

[OF COURSE HE DOES! EVERYONE DOES! RIGHT? RIGHT??]

[ol_northy]

[NO. OMFG. HE CAN BE CELIBATE FOR NOW, IT'S FINE WITH HIM.]

[assassino]

I do not know what that is, but I am game to learn!

[i_got_this]

Yeah? Great, just meet me outside the castle, and grab some friends; it's a team sport. I'll have all the supplies.

[Which is basically a bunch of cones to mark out the pitch, and a frisbee of proper size and weight.]

[assassino]

Va bene, give me a moment and I will see if any of my friends will come.

[i_got_this]

Sure, no problem! See you out on the grounds!

filter

[courageous_wit]

Erm, I'm sure you have the best intentions for your brother...

filter

[i_got_this]

Uh, yeah? He's my brother? Just I spend time with lots of guys who aren't him and I'm just trying to help him along, y'know? You interested or what?

filter

[courageous_wit]

I suppose I wouldn't mind at least meeting him.

filter

[i_got_this]

Great! There's his room number, or if you want I could try and set something up? Like at the Lux or something ...

[filter]

[lonenoble]

I can't exactly disagree after the date I had with him. He's definitely interesting to spend time with.

But South, he might not appreciate this. You do realize that, right?

[filter]

[i_got_this]

[Oh god it's the Spartan.]

[Oh god the Spartan went on a date with North already how did South not know this.]

[Oh, wait this might be a good idea, keep her off South's back.]

What's not to appreciate?

[filter]

[lonenoble]

He seems... Reserved. And I know he said he doesn't really date when we spoke. The date was castle influenced, but it didn't change what I'm like. I don't think it changed him.

I agree he's special. Not many men would appreciate it when I promise to hold back for sparring.

[filter]

[i_got_this]

Yeeeeeeah, I don't need to know the details. Just -- have a good time and don't break him, okay?

filter;

[kalinda]

Is there a reason you're asking for him?

Re: filter;

[i_got_this]

He's a little shy. [Not necessarily true; she just never sees him with girls that aren't her.] And I wanted to do something nice for him.

So how about it, yeah?

[kalinda]

If I see him around, I'll consider it.

[i_got_this]

Yeah, you should. He usually wears armor, too; it's purple and green, but he doesn't wear it because he's ugly or anything. He's really good-looking, trust me.

[originalcopy]

Why the hell not. I've got nothing else planned.

[The singing bullshit is a thing that can be ignored right. Because he's trying to totally ignore that it was a thing.]

[i_got_this]

Great! Soi far it's you, me, and Ezio. We'll have to tell him what a frisbee is but I think he'll catch on quick.

[originalcopy]

Three people... sounds more like ultimate monkey in the middle.

[Well, he's going to assume that means that ignoring it is fine by her.]

[i_got_this]

Thanks for volunteering to be the monkey.