There are 243 Earth days to one Venetian day

[onlyanapple]

[Today, Crowley is setting up tables and chairs in the Nines. He's already waved his hand, with a thought clearing away the dust of the place. It had been a while since he'd been here, but he knew Barney would approve of its use today. Crowley opens his journal to dictate into it]

So, people. I've got an activity for you all. It's a game, one we haven't played here in Paradisa for some time. It's called Never Have I Ever. The way you play is simple. People gather in a place with lots of alcohol. Someone states something that is true about themselves, that they haven't done, such as "Never Have I Ever got drunk and passed out' and so on. Those playing who have done such a thing, have to take a shot. Then you move onto another player and the game repeats until everyone is hammered or bored.

So if you feel like playing, do come to the Nines bar, room 722. I'll even be nice and have soda for the younger players. But if they come out of this mentally scarred that's their own problem.

[[OOC: This is a total open post for characters to mingle and play. Make your own statements, react to others, have fun and make some new CR! Or learn some things about old CR]]

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[onlyanapple]

[Well, once he has enough people here, Crowley has no issues starting]

Never Have I Ever done anything inappropriate with a member of the clergy.

[wilder]

[And Zelos is here, because eff you, that's why]

[.............]

[Takes a drink]

This might be a long night...!

[thehangedrose]

[Garry screws up his face in an effort to think of something good, before:]

Never have I ever...been on a roller coaster.

[wilder]

[....]

That's a pretty lame one, Garry.

[But he'll take a drink]

[wilder]

[When it's turn, he seriously has to take a moment to think. Since man, he's done all the inappropriate ones]

- Oh! I've never gotten a piercing! Haha, drink up!

[ino]

[DAMMIT ZELOS. sighs and takes a drink ... ]

[rose_of_battle]

[Sheena's turn.]

Never Have I Ever gone swimming without anything on.

[Seriously, she hasn't.]

[wilder]

....Then how did you bathe while we were traveling?

[Taking a drink]

[theabjectauthor]

[Lemony swirls the wine in his glass idly, choosing his offering carefully before laying it out in the open]. Never have I ever been married.

[wilder]

[DOESN'T DRINK]

And thank goodness for that!

[lord_wizard]

[He thinks for a moment. There isn't a lot he hasn't done, and much less that would be relevant to people not from his world]

Hm....

Never Have I Ever...met my father.

[That he's aware of, in any case. He fervently hopes it wasn't Diokletian.]

[theabjectauthor]

[ssssssip.] Should I offer my sympathies, or are you content with the mystery?

[ino]

[ oh, is it her turn? she thinks for a moment, before ... well, it's not very exciting, but she knows it'll get quite a few people in the room to drink ]

Never have I ever had sex with more than one person at once.

[wilder]

You're missing out.

[takes a drink]

[wilder]

[Thanks to Gwaine, he'll have a new one for you all. Don't mind him as he sits up on one of the tables]

Here's one! I've never been arrested I've committed!

[eat_me_beat_me]

You've never been arrested?

[Whoops there's another one for her. Oh man. She takes a big sip.]

Somehow I'm surprised.

[eat_me_beat_me]

[Up to four drinks already, Nora's already starting to feel slightly buzzed. Of course she thinks she's being stealth with her travel mug of dark "soda."

She smiles and hums thoughtfully before speaking up]

Never have I ever... Had a one night stand.

[i_got_this]

[Shot! South's starting to get pretty tipsy at this point.]

Do we .. hafta take one for each nigh? Because I don't have enough booze for that.

[vampirize]

[Like he'll ever get drunk, but still, it's fun to play along.]

Never have I ever used magic.

[impetuous]

[ Shot ]

[onlyanapple]

[Crowley takes a moment to consider another one. The issue with living for all eternity means you tend to do everything by default]

Never Have I Ever eaten a desert product off of someone.

[wilder]

[He takes another drink. ]

It's mostly pretty messy.

[panicswitched]

Never Have I Ever had a significant other.

[ boyfriend, girlfriend, friend with benefits. ]

Drink up, guys.

[impetuous]

That is cheating.

[ DOWNING HIS DRINK ]

[i_got_this]

NEver have I ever owned a pet.

[Thank god for that, it probably wouldn't last a week.]

[wilder]

[takes a drink with a sigh]

Would've been true if it hadn't been for those pokemon.

[theabjectauthor]

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<thanks to Sudden Beatrice Feelings, Lemony is on his third glass of wine at this point, and starting to feel it more noticeably. he scans the assembled masses and proclaims:]</I>

Never have I ever met someone from a time past my own death.

[assassino]

Fuck you, I am the goddamn "oldest" person here.

[BUT HE DOWNS IT X(]

[heloise]

Never have I ever slept with siblings.

[ Thought about it??? Maybe. ]

[wilder]

[.............]

Wait, that's a serious one?

[Slowly glancing at some of you plz no drinkers plz no drinkers]

[inafadingcrown]

Never have I ever become intoxicated. [Galadriel, that's cheating.]

[wilder]

[Calling out as he takes another drink]

Hey! Now that's cheating!

[rightjollyoldelf]

[North was well aware that a large number of the people in this room could not see him. There were not many children or believers here, after all.

He was enjoying himself all the same. This was not a game he knew, but he found it highly entertaining. It hadn't taken him long to figure out how to play. And to down a few glasses himself as he laughed at the absurd statements. Eventually he decides to offer one himself.]

Never have I ever taken the slow route.


[OOC:As a note, North can only be seen or heard if you believe in Santa. Feel free to notice the vanishing and moving glasses, however.]

[wilder]

[....]

Dude. Are there glasses moving over there or should I cut myself off?

[well_assembled]

[After the first ten minutes and several drinks..ok pretty much every subject, she just looks for a larger glass, or a bottle, hell even a keg. This was a bad game for her.

She's lied, cheated, stolen, committed most every sex act imaginable, corrupted, misdirected, and even enjoyed all of that. There was very little she could claim to not have done, well, save one thing. And it was quietly spoken.]

Never have I ever loved more than once.

[lord_wizard]

[He takes a drink after looking down at his glass a moment]

You are probably lucky there.

[teratologist]

[She turned the glass between her fingers, it had been eventful and amusing and she was glad she'd gotten out to actually come after all.]

Never have I ever married.

[inafadingcrown]

[And Galadriel is drinking again, this time with a soft smile playing across her lips.]

I think you may be in the majority here.

[wizard_redfive]

[Dairine watches the proceedings from over her soda cup. There sure is a whole lot of TMI going on. So what better way to hit 9/10 of the group than this?]

Never have I ever had sex.

[i_got_this]

[Screw it, she's finishing off her pint with this one.]

[lord_wizard]

[You wanted a less depressing question, here you go...]

Never Have I Ever had sex outdoors or in public.

[Which is basically two in one but fuck the police]

[wilder]

Another one missing out!

[Another shot!]

[sandoval]

[And it's Sandoval's turn, so he's going to be quite excited about it.]

Oh! Oh! I have one! Never have I ever regretted the morning after!

["The morning after" part can be up to interpretation, of course.]

[wilder]

[A drink! And he slams it down]

I was young once!

[eat_me_beat_me]

[Nora's had MORE than a few drinks at this point and she's pretty well smashed. What? The girl's 18 and weighs about 90 lbs soaking wet. It doesn't take much. She stands up, swaying a little as she slowly puts the words together.]

N'ver have I ever kissed a girl when not under some castle fuckery magical influence.

[She grins around the room, a mischievous glint in her eye. Take that.]

[wilder]

...You are so drunk right now.

[But he'll be taking a drink! ]

[heloise]

Never have I ever met someone who died before I was born!

[ Does that make sense? It doesn't quite even to herself, but then she isn't aware of Arthurian legends. TAKE THOSE SHOTS, EVERYONE. ]

[panicswitched]

...Does it count if it was a fake death or does it have to be a real one?

[last_rat_standing]

[Bond was never one for these types of social events. However there were free drinks and the interesting tidbits of information he was gleaning from these drunken fools may be useful at some time. One never knows, of course.

The (un?)fortunate side effect is that he's finding himself having to drink more often than he'd bargained on. Not that he's entirely complaining. He probably would have kept up with the drinking whether he'd had to or not. The round comes to him and, instead of finding some way to bow out as he'd initially intended on doing, he decides to actually speak up. It's rather difficult to think of something he HADN'T done but there was one...

He smirks]

Never have I ever slept with my employer.

[well_assembled]

[Yep, drink.]