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[assassino]

----- Cesare Borgia -----
I fucked your sister and I'd do it again, you miserable shit-stain.


----- Stephanie Brown -----

[Knock knock, baby girl B)]




----- Public but filtered from Lana -----

[Drunk from I've Never? Definitely.]

I've never fucked a princess.

But I'm still young.

[A laugh...]

Comments

[assassino]

Probably, when I am less prone to drinking myself to shit!

[heloise]

Not all princesses are as proper as in storybooks.

[assassino]

How many princesses do you know?

[heloise]

[ None. ]

Queens were princesses once.

[assassino]

You don't say? [Chuckle.]

[heloise]

Would you have a better time fucking princesses rather than commoners?

[assassino]

[A laugh.]

Language!

Women are all equal in bed, you know.

[heloise]

[ EXCUSE YOU, EZIO. ]

Men are not. Why must I watch my language while you do not?

[assassino]

I was only teasing, piccina. I think it is rebellious of you to swear when most proper ladies would not.

[heloise]

Is that not what you ask of me, to be rebellious?

[assassino]

Of course it is.

[It'd certainly piss Cesare and Rodrigo off.]

[heloise]

So. Not princesses. What of queens, duchesse?

[assassino]

I could not argue against any woman of power.

[heloise]

But do you count them among your conquests?

[assassino]

Of course. Why wouldn't I?

[heloise]

You have never bedded a queen.

[assassino]

Yet.

[heloise]

And a duchessa?

[assassino]

Just wait, it will happen.

[heloise]

Why? Why must you? To assure yourself of your virility?

[assassino]

Why do anything? Because you can.

[heloise]

Many actions warrant a better reason that that.

[assassino]

Not this one.

[heloise]

I hope none of them would even touch you.

[assassino]

And why is that?