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[assassino]

----- Cesare Borgia -----
I fucked your sister and I'd do it again, you miserable shit-stain.


----- Stephanie Brown -----

[Knock knock, baby girl B)]




----- Public but filtered from Lana -----

[Drunk from I've Never? Definitely.]

I've never fucked a princess.

But I'm still young.

[A laugh...]

Comments

[assassino]

You're a good woman.

[He presses a kiss to her forehead.]

[secondchances]

I know. [Drunken forehead kisses, awwwww.]

[assassino]

I should go to Lana, then. I have been bad enough for one night.

[secondchances]

I can walk you to her place. [To make sure someone doesn't wander off and get lost...]

[assassino]

I would not trouble you. You need not worry about me.

[secondchances]

I promise I'm not troubled by it. Cross my heart and everything.

[assassino]

Alright, then.

[secondchances]

I mean, unless you're THAT eager to get away from me...

[assassino]

No, no! I just think I have been wild enough for one night, and good men go back to their women.

[secondchances]

[They grow up so fast :') ]

I grow prouder all the time, Ezio. C'mon, let's get you to Lana's.

[Offers her arm!]

[assassino]

[He takes her arm with a grin.]

A year ago I would be trying to get you in bed.

[secondchances]

[Starts leading him out.]

Now you only try to grab my butt?

[assassino]

I did not!

[secondchances]

Did too! The intent was there.

[assassino]

It was not.

[secondchances]

Then what was that?

[assassino]

My hand... slipped.

[secondchances]

[Smacks the arm she has.]

So did mine.

[assassino]

It was worth it.

[secondchances]

Hold on, Ezio. We'll be at Lana's before you know it, and you can grab her butt forever and ever.

[assassino]

I intend to.

[secondchances]

Good. [Rolls her eyes... sorry about this, Lana. BETTER HER THAN STEPH.]

[assassino]

I don't know why drinking makes me so horny.

[secondchances]

Maybe we should stop in the kitchen and get you a few more things to drink, then... [Get him past horny into just drunk.]

[assassino]

What? To make me more horny?