[Backdated to this morning]

[save_the_souls]

[Morning everyone! Did you have fun at your party last night? Did you drink waaay too much? Well no matter, the clinic is on the job!]

[Allen will speak with a cheerful formal voice, but not too loud since he knows how you people get with your hangovers

Good morning, everyone.

For those who don't know me, this is Allen Walker and today I'm speaking on behalf of the staff of the clinic. We've come to understand that last night there was a large party where great amounts of alcohol was consumed. And we'd like to remind you that the second floor clinic is willing to provide medical aid on any hangovers or injuries that occurred from last night!

However...due high demand from the last time a heavy drinking event occurred, we at the clinic do request that residents consider donating to the clinic for any hangover remedies.

The suggested prices are 10 caisos for magical treatments, 5 caisos for painkillers and 2 caisos for our recommendations of the best "hangover foods". Other injuries have no donation recommendations, but you are free to donate as you'd like!

If you have any questions or complaints, I'd say you can speak with Dr. House since this was his idea...but really the chances he'll bother answering are not very good, I'm sorry.

Thank you and have good day!

[And once he's finishes, he'll give a small sigh and idly wonder if this counts as extortion. ]

Comments

[ voice ]

[wishmadeinfire]

How do magical cures come? Charms we activate ourselves or do we actually have to come down there and have them cast on us?

_{[ His voice suggests that answers should please be kept to the minmum amount of words. ]}

[onlyanapple]

...

I think I might be a tiny bit proud of you today. Charging money to make the suffering suffer less.

[He makes a chocked up sound that may or may not be faked] My little Allen. All grown up and taking people's money.

[save_the_souls]

Oh be quiet! It's not like they're really suffering, they just have hangovers!

[ voice ]

[save_the_souls]

It's actually a spell! It won't fully cure it, but it will greatly lessen the symptoms.

Re: [ voice ]

[wishmadeinfire]

Ugh... All right. Does it have to be performed there?

[spongetastic]

Is charging them really necessary?

[save_the_souls]

One second please!

[A moment as he goes to discuss with his fellow clinic people, before coming back]

We do allow room visits for an extra fee. 20 caisos for painkiller delivery and 40 caisos for magical treatment.

I'm afraid we're short staffed today.

[savethedarkness]

How enterprising of you. [someone's definitely amused]

[save_the_souls]

Yes, it is.

[wishmadeinfire]

It is not that, I meant can it be transported if I come and retrieve it?

[spongetastic]

I don't know, I'd feel weird taking people's money just to treat hangovers. I'll leave that up to you and House.

[save_the_souls]

Ah..thank you!

We're just...this happens a lot.

[save_the_souls]

Oh, well the spell would stay with you! As far as I understand, you should only need it casted once! [But you don't get to keep our magical boob lady, she's ours]

And of course you're free to take any medicine that we prescribe with you.

[wishmadeinfire]

_{[ Good thing he's not interested in boobs. ]}

I was going to come get a small treatment for myself and something strong for Felix if he needs it.

[save_the_souls]

Don't doctors usually charge much more money to treat much more life-threatening things...?

I'm very happy to give free treatment for other problems, really! But the hangovers are not the same thing - they're entirely self-inflicted and not threatening. And if we have to treat too many, it starts becoming a drain on our time, resources and our magical users' energy. All things that we may need if something serious does occur.

So it does make sense to ask for some compensation to help ease that, doesn't it?

[save_the_souls]

Oh, okay! Then perhaps we can give you a batch of the Konoha cream for Felix, if he's unable to come himself. It should be as efficient as the spell!

We can have that ready for you when you come down! Do you or Felix have any known allergies to any medications or magicks?

[savethedarkness]

I can imagine it would, given that I've heard of three bars so far, and no therapists. Short-handed for the demand, then?

[spongetastic]

You've got a good point. I personally don't need to be compensated for my time, but I wouldn't expect anyone else to feel the same way.

[onlyanapple]

...Said in the way only someone who's never had one can manage.

[save_the_souls]

Ah, yes. We haven't had a therapist here in quite awhile. [Something Allen is 100% okay with given his time period]

A little. Some of our staff...decided to partake in last night's festivities. [And a few others just said no to working this shift]

[save_the_souls]

[PRETTY MUCH]

I've dealt with enough of them to know what they're like!

Either way, it just makes practical sense to do this. It's not a con.

[save_the_souls]

Ah...so would you like your share to be given to the clinic's upkeep fund?

[savethedarkness]

I'm no medic, but I also have the whole day ahead of me, and you were all very good to me when I first arrived. Is there any way I might help?

[spongetastic]

Yeah, that's fine. I'm making enough as the owner of Caritas. I can donate some of our profits to the fund too, if you want.

[wishmadeinfire]

Not that I know of.

_{[ There's a sound, an aggrieved one, the sound of a door opening. ]}

I shall make my way down there.