[Backdated to this morning]

[save_the_souls]

[Morning everyone! Did you have fun at your party last night? Did you drink waaay too much? Well no matter, the clinic is on the job!]

[Allen will speak with a cheerful formal voice, but not too loud since he knows how you people get with your hangovers

Good morning, everyone.

For those who don't know me, this is Allen Walker and today I'm speaking on behalf of the staff of the clinic. We've come to understand that last night there was a large party where great amounts of alcohol was consumed. And we'd like to remind you that the second floor clinic is willing to provide medical aid on any hangovers or injuries that occurred from last night!

However...due high demand from the last time a heavy drinking event occurred, we at the clinic do request that residents consider donating to the clinic for any hangover remedies.

The suggested prices are 10 caisos for magical treatments, 5 caisos for painkillers and 2 caisos for our recommendations of the best "hangover foods". Other injuries have no donation recommendations, but you are free to donate as you'd like!

If you have any questions or complaints, I'd say you can speak with Dr. House since this was his idea...but really the chances he'll bother answering are not very good, I'm sorry.

Thank you and have good day!

[And once he's finishes, he'll give a small sigh and idly wonder if this counts as extortion. ]

Comments

[ voice ]

[wishmadeinfire]

How do magical cures come? Charms we activate ourselves or do we actually have to come down there and have them cast on us?

_{[ His voice suggests that answers should please be kept to the minmum amount of words. ]}

[ voice ]

[save_the_souls]

It's actually a spell! It won't fully cure it, but it will greatly lessen the symptoms.

Re: [ voice ]

[wishmadeinfire]

Ugh... All right. Does it have to be performed there?

[save_the_souls]

One second please!

[A moment as he goes to discuss with his fellow clinic people, before coming back]

We do allow room visits for an extra fee. 20 caisos for painkiller delivery and 40 caisos for magical treatment.

I'm afraid we're short staffed today.

[wishmadeinfire]

It is not that, I meant can it be transported if I come and retrieve it?

[onlyanapple]

...

I think I might be a tiny bit proud of you today. Charging money to make the suffering suffer less.

[He makes a chocked up sound that may or may not be faked] My little Allen. All grown up and taking people's money.

[save_the_souls]

Oh be quiet! It's not like they're really suffering, they just have hangovers!

[onlyanapple]

...Said in the way only someone who's never had one can manage.

[save_the_souls]

[PRETTY MUCH]

I've dealt with enough of them to know what they're like!

Either way, it just makes practical sense to do this. It's not a con.

[onlyanapple]

No you don't. You need to have one to know what it's like.

[Sing song voice] It's totally a con.

[spongetastic]

Is charging them really necessary?

[save_the_souls]

Yes, it is.

[spongetastic]

I don't know, I'd feel weird taking people's money just to treat hangovers. I'll leave that up to you and House.

[save_the_souls]

Don't doctors usually charge much more money to treat much more life-threatening things...?

I'm very happy to give free treatment for other problems, really! But the hangovers are not the same thing - they're entirely self-inflicted and not threatening. And if we have to treat too many, it starts becoming a drain on our time, resources and our magical users' energy. All things that we may need if something serious does occur.

So it does make sense to ask for some compensation to help ease that, doesn't it?

[spongetastic]

You've got a good point. I personally don't need to be compensated for my time, but I wouldn't expect anyone else to feel the same way.

[savethedarkness]

How enterprising of you. [someone's definitely amused]

[save_the_souls]

Ah..thank you!

We're just...this happens a lot.

[savethedarkness]

I can imagine it would, given that I've heard of three bars so far, and no therapists. Short-handed for the demand, then?

[save_the_souls]

Ah, yes. We haven't had a therapist here in quite awhile. [Something Allen is 100% okay with given his time period]

A little. Some of our staff...decided to partake in last night's festivities. [And a few others just said no to working this shift]

[savethedarkness]

I'm no medic, but I also have the whole day ahead of me, and you were all very good to me when I first arrived. Is there any way I might help?

Voice

[honeytoes]

[Gary groans loudly...He might currently have his head down on a table somewhere.

Movement hurts.]

Either cure me or kill me.

I'm good for both.

Voice

[save_the_souls]

Ah...well our clinic doesn't support euthanasia, so we'll just have to cure you! Would you be up for the magical treatment then?

Voice

[honeytoes]

Really?...that's a shame.

Alright I'll give the magical treatment a shot...It's got to be better then my usual one of a five sugar coffee and breakfast burrito.

Just one question...can I put the cost on a tab or something?

Voice

[save_the_souls]

[he laughs] All right!

A tab...? Ah, I suppose you could! As long as you promise to pay before you leave.

Voice

[honeytoes]

Ah thanks man.

I'm kind of...new here. I'd only been in the castle for a few days before I attended a drinking session with some of the maddest bastards I've ever come across. So money’s a bit tight.

I don't know...maybe I could do a couple of odd jobs in the clinic if you like?