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Dirk Strider ([personal profile] brohoof) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2013-04-11 02:54 pm
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[Jane Crocker and Roxy Lalonde]

Check in. Now.

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Things I've learned in the last month or so.

Temporal shenanigans are bullshit.

This castle is fucked up and loves screwing with everything you decide to do.

When your friend tries telling you to go out and make friends, don't listen to her because you will got locked in a movie theater.

Earthquakes are awesome.

And by awesome I mean completely fuckin' annoying. Protip: don't be anywhere near anything electrical when one occurs.
You will fuckin' regret it and have a beautiful burn to show for it.
Wherever you got shocked and wherever the fuck it decides to exit.
Y'know, unless you get unlucky and it decides to pass through your chest.
Guess I'm lucky.

What I've learned-
An essay by Dirk Strider

Personally I'd give it a B+, but that's just me.

Yeah so with that said, I'm capable of helping now. Where am I needed?
I would imagine there are people way worse off than me.
Somebody point me in a fuckin' direction, because I was out for most of it.
cyan_maid: (Heheh!)

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[personal profile] cyan_maid 2013-04-12 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[...There's a stifled, snorty kind of laugh.]

You'll tickle it out of me?
cyan_maid: (Polite laughter)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2013-04-12 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! Oh, no, I don't doubt them at all, hoo hoo! I just never suspected you to be one for tickle fights!
cyan_maid: (A bit sly)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2013-04-13 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
[She's chuckling now!]

Surely you don't really intend on a tickle attack, do you?
cyan_maid: (And I will leave the mustache on! :B)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2013-04-22 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Now this is something she's gotta see. Experience. Whatever.

A little light prank might be clicking together in her head, too. Why not?]


You do realize that I now expect you to put your money where your mouth is! I'm in my room, and there I'll stay!
cyan_maid: Jane in a silly disguise (Hoo hoo! :B)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2013-04-22 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll leave my door open for you, so come right on in when you get here!

[If she realized how much pain he was in, she would've refused his offer entirely and told him to stay off that foot! But now she's preparing something that's pretty harmless and tame. Door ajar? Check. Chalky board eraser waiting to drop on top? Check!

She would have used the good old pail of water, but pails have a habit of hurting people, so...]
cyan_maid: (That's a good one!)

[personal profile] cyan_maid 2013-04-26 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
[She's been sitting on the edge of her bed, bouncing a little, waiting, and...yeah, she snickers a little bit when her prank works. Nice little ping on the old prankster's gambit.]

Oh, I do concur!

[In all honesty she's very happy to see you're okay.]