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[Jane Crocker and Roxy Lalonde]
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Things I've learned in the last month or so.
Temporal shenanigans are bullshit.
This castle is fucked up and loves screwing with everything you decide to do.
When your friend tries telling you to go out and make friends, don't listen to her because you will got locked in a movie theater.
Earthquakes are awesome.
And by awesome I mean completely fuckin' annoying. Protip: don't be anywhere near anything electrical when one occurs.
You will fuckin' regret it and have a beautiful burn to show for it.
Wherever you got shocked and wherever the fuck it decides to exit.
Y'know, unless you get unlucky and it decides to pass through your chest.
Guess I'm lucky.
What I've learned-
An essay by Dirk Strider
Personally I'd give it a B+, but that's just me.
Yeah so with that said, I'm capable of helping now. Where am I needed?
I would imagine there are people way worse off than me.
Somebody point me in a fuckin' direction, because I was out for most of it.
Check in. Now.
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Things I've learned in the last month or so.
Temporal shenanigans are bullshit.
This castle is fucked up and loves screwing with everything you decide to do.
When your friend tries telling you to go out and make friends, don't listen to her because you will got locked in a movie theater.
Earthquakes are awesome.
And by awesome I mean completely fuckin' annoying. Protip: don't be anywhere near anything electrical when one occurs.
You will fuckin' regret it and have a beautiful burn to show for it.
Wherever you got shocked and wherever the fuck it decides to exit.
Y'know, unless you get unlucky and it decides to pass through your chest.
Guess I'm lucky.
What I've learned-
An essay by Dirk Strider
Personally I'd give it a B+, but that's just me.
Yeah so with that said, I'm capable of helping now. Where am I needed?
I would imagine there are people way worse off than me.
Somebody point me in a fuckin' direction, because I was out for most of it.
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You'll tickle it out of me?
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Yeah. You doubting my tickling abilities? I can fuckin' promise you they're almost as good as my ass kickin' abilities.
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[God he's being so silly that it hurts.]
So where are you so I can bring the pain? And by pain I mean the tickling, if that wasn't clear.
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Surely you don't really intend on a tickle attack, do you?
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I think in this case, you've earned it enough that it won't completely and utterly destroy my cool. So yes, Jane.
I'm going to give you a tickle attack.
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A little light prank might be clicking together in her head, too. Why not?]
You do realize that I now expect you to put your money where your mouth is! I'm in my room, and there I'll stay!
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[And with that, he's going to get up and start heading to her room. Even if it kind of hurts like a bitch to walk on his injured foot.]
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[If she realized how much pain he was in, she would've refused his offer entirely and told him to stay off that foot! But now she's preparing something that's pretty harmless and tame. Door ajar? Check. Chalky board eraser waiting to drop on top? Check!
She would have used the good old pail of water, but pails have a habit of hurting people, so...]
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When he gets there, he isn't even thinking that it might be a prank. So he heads right in and the eraser falls right on his head. He coughs as the chalk puffs up around him and he gives Jane a flat look when he sees her.]
Hilarious.
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Oh, I do concur!
[In all honesty she's very happy to see you're okay.]