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[brohoof]

[Jane Crocker and Roxy Lalonde]

Check in. Now.

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Things I've learned in the last month or so.

Temporal shenanigans are bullshit.

This castle is fucked up and loves screwing with everything you decide to do.

When your friend tries telling you to go out and make friends, don't listen to her because you will got locked in a movie theater.

Earthquakes are awesome.

And by awesome I mean completely fuckin' annoying. Protip: don't be anywhere near anything electrical when one occurs.
You will fuckin' regret it and have a beautiful burn to show for it.
Wherever you got shocked and wherever the fuck it decides to exit.
Y'know, unless you get unlucky and it decides to pass through your chest.
Guess I'm lucky.

What I've learned-
An essay by Dirk Strider

Personally I'd give it a B+, but that's just me.

Yeah so with that said, I'm capable of helping now. Where am I needed?
I would imagine there are people way worse off than me.
Somebody point me in a fuckin' direction, because I was out for most of it.

Comments

[vampirize]

Nikola Tesla.

...

You have heard of me, where you come from?

[brohoof]

[Oh. He knew this all sounded familiar. He feels stupid for not having put it together before now. Fucking Nikola Tesla. The guy might be a little outdated by Dirk's time, but he's still the reason for a lot of the shit Dirk can do.]

Ahah... Holy shit. Of course I fuckin' have. I just wasn't expecting this at all. You're like the fucking reason I can do the shit I do.

[Can you hear the admiration in his voice?]