HAPPY SONGKRAN!

[sangkhan]

[ Are you all cowering in your rooms yet?

Stains may not seep under doors but doors are easily brought down, as proven by the seven vividly painted elephants now roaming your hallways, baying for you to come out or they might start knocking.

For the more socially inclined, residents may now stumble over super soakers and water guns and look more of them somewhere in their vicinity. These babies are locked and loaded, ready to go, and they will never run out of water. The best part, of course, is that they will wash away any and all stains --but only if used on another person.

Remember now, both Heaven and Hell have long spoons. ]

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[ ooc; feel free to put up your own sections! ]

Comments

[sangkhan]

[ Wait a sec, there's a person! The elephant seems happy to see him, swinging its trunk about and trotting closer. ]

[shenunigans]

[Holy crap, it's coming right at him. He's going to pretend it isn't freaking him out and just a hold a hand out in front of him. Y'know, because a hand is going to stop an elephant.]

Sup, big guy. [Elephant elephant elephant.] How's it... [That sure is a trunk.] Hangin'...

[sangkhan]

[ It pokes his hand with its trunk before proceeding to prod him on other places, as if searching for something. A stain, maybe? ]

[shenunigans]

[Dave is keeping his hand clamped down pretty hard on his forehead. Until it starts proding him more- that's freaking him out. He jerks his hand away, moving it to push at the trunk and revealing the lovely, red stain on his forehead.]

Ease up, pal. I haven't got any peanuts for you. Did the circus come to town or something..

[sangkhan]

[ Oh there you go. Now the elephant just starts poking at his forehead some more as if examining the damage. It may be smearing all the stain all over. ]

[shenunigans]

[Well if that isn't the weirdest feeling in the world, Dave doesn't know what is. He shrinks down a little as it starts to poke, but he's trying to appear non-chalant about the fact that an elephant is caressing his forehead.]

You got a problem with my face, Dumbo? [Can elephants even read? It's not like it's judging him, right? He raises a hand to rub where he's been poked, pulling it away to reveal the smears on his hand.]

Woah- ...Are you magic?

[sangkhan]

[ Yes, precisely. His face is the problem. The elephant rears its trunk high before leaning it over his head and just-- spraying him. Like a walking shower. ]

[shenunigans]

[Dave looks up at the trunk as it's raised, narrowing his eyes behind his shades suspiciously.]

What kind of elephant game is th- Woah!
[Dave can't even finish that sentence before he's given a surprise shower! He sputters, pushing up his shades to wipe at his face and stare up at the elephant.]

Ruuude.

[sangkhan]

[ The elephant just bays at him, flipping its tail about as if excited about something, somehow. It reaches to prod his forehead once again. ]

[shenunigans]

[Dave wipes at himself, shaking his hair out a bit and frowning at the elephant as it bays.]

Really starting to think you have some facial issues here, buddy. [Still, he wipes at his forehead at the elephants urging. He lowers his hand, raising an eyebrow at the apparent lack of stains. The more he wipes, the less he seems to take away. Elephants are great!]

Holy crap, you are magic. I'm sorry I ever doubted you.

[sangkhan]

[ It reaches to muss up his hair again. Maybe it thinks Dave looks better with sopping wet mussed up hair. But now the job's done, so the elephant just moves to walk out the door! ]

[shenunigans]

[Dave swears half-heartedly under his breath, frowning at the elephant from his fringe as it begins to walk away. He just rolls his eyes, but he's happy for it anyway.]

Thanks bro, I owe you a peanut. [He calls out after it before shutting the door.]