HAPPY SONGKRAN!

[sangkhan]

[ Are you all cowering in your rooms yet?

Stains may not seep under doors but doors are easily brought down, as proven by the seven vividly painted elephants now roaming your hallways, baying for you to come out or they might start knocking.

For the more socially inclined, residents may now stumble over super soakers and water guns and look more of them somewhere in their vicinity. These babies are locked and loaded, ready to go, and they will never run out of water. The best part, of course, is that they will wash away any and all stains --but only if used on another person.

Remember now, both Heaven and Hell have long spoons. ]

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[ ooc; feel free to put up your own sections! ]

Comments

[whichwayyoulean]

[The Once-ler, of course, was still sitting in the bottom of his shower, feeling pretty crappy and generally wanting the world to go away for good. He glances up at the sound of Garry's voice, calling out]

I'm not dead. And if I said no would you actually go away?

[thehangedrose]

No, actually, I wouldn't go away.

[A pause.]

Open the door, Once-ler. It's urgent.

[whichwayyoulean]

Figured as much.

[Nope, he is staying in his shower]

It's unlocked, come in for yourself, I'm trying to contain my schlop to one room.

[thehangedrose]

Oh? Okay, I'm coming in.

[He tests it...and wow, you give all hermits a bad name, Once-ler. Garry steps in, water gun at his side as he looks over the room before he finds that Once-ler isn't there. That only leaves...]

Hmmm.

[And going to knock on the door to the bathroom.]

...Are you decent, Once-ler?

[HE DOESN'T WANT TO INTERRUPT YOU IF YOU'RE TAKING AN IMPROMPTU SHOWER, BRO]

[whichwayyoulean]

No, I'm naked surrounded by twenty similarly undressed ladies.

[thehangedrose]

Very funny, Once-ler.

[And he'll take a quick breath, open the door, and then gasp slightly at Once-ler's unsightly appearance. Geez, he didn't think you'd look this bad.]

[But before the other can say anything, he's raising that water gun of his and spraying him in the face.]

[BEST FRIEND]

[whichwayyoulean]

[The Once-ler gives a gurgled yell, as he gets drenched in the stuff.

GARRY WHY YOU DO THIS?!!!!]

[thehangedrose]

[BECAUSE HE IS A FRIEND AND THIS IS WHAT FRIENDS DO.]

Goodness, you're filthy!

[Moving down to water down his clothes now...he doesn't want the Once-ler to die by water-gun-induced drowning, after all.]

[whichwayyoulean]

[Garry why. WHY]

And now I'm also wet, thanks.