HAPPY SONGKRAN!

[sangkhan]

[ Are you all cowering in your rooms yet?

Stains may not seep under doors but doors are easily brought down, as proven by the seven vividly painted elephants now roaming your hallways, baying for you to come out or they might start knocking.

For the more socially inclined, residents may now stumble over super soakers and water guns and look more of them somewhere in their vicinity. These babies are locked and loaded, ready to go, and they will never run out of water. The best part, of course, is that they will wash away any and all stains --but only if used on another person.

Remember now, both Heaven and Hell have long spoons. ]

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[ ooc; feel free to put up your own sections! ]

Comments

[sangkhan]

[ The elephant rears its trunk as if in greeting, hovering by the doorway patiently until maybe a welcome from Maladict. ]

[mal_addict]

[Talk to the elephant hallucination. Sure. Why not]

Hello, elephant.

[sangkhan]

[ It waves its trunk about happily, one rather giddy elephant, and takes that as invitation to come into the room and trudge closer. ]

[mal_addict]

[She'll get up and wander a little closer. Usually her hallucinations are less friendly]

So. You're an elephant.

[sangkhan]

[ Stopping a few steps away from her, the elephant closes the gap by reaching its trunk to prod her stomach first. Hello~ ]

[mal_addict]

[What is her life? What are her choices? She'll pat the trunk]

Wow, I always figured when I finally lost it, it'd be worse.

[sangkhan]

[ At least the painted elephant isn't jumping over the moon or anything like that. It reaches out to grope her though, ruffling her clothes to find something... maybe a peanut? ]

[mal_addict]

[There's no peanuts there, only coffee. Lots of coffee]

Oi!