HAPPY SONGKRAN!

[sangkhan]

[ Are you all cowering in your rooms yet?

Stains may not seep under doors but doors are easily brought down, as proven by the seven vividly painted elephants now roaming your hallways, baying for you to come out or they might start knocking.

For the more socially inclined, residents may now stumble over super soakers and water guns and look more of them somewhere in their vicinity. These babies are locked and loaded, ready to go, and they will never run out of water. The best part, of course, is that they will wash away any and all stains --but only if used on another person.

Remember now, both Heaven and Hell have long spoons. ]

SECTIONS: CASTLE ROOMS | LOBBY | GROUNDS | CITY ROYALE | OUTER AREAS

[ ooc; feel free to put up your own sections! ]

Comments

[i_got_this]

Church, wha-- AW FUCK!

[... never mind that she's fully in armor and didn't feel a drop of that, she be pissed. Screw it, she's grabbing the water gun and ripping it out of the ground to swing in Church's direction.]

[originalcopy]

Ahahah...Oh shit!

[And never mind that he's already been soaked by the elephants, he's going to open fire and take off. This may not have been the best plan ever.]

[i_got_this]

Say hello to my little friend.

[She fires, and Church is hit with .......





...... foam darts.]


What the -- oh you have got to be KIDDING ME!

[originalcopy]

[Well, he wasn't expecting that. He stops and pulls the dart off.]

The hell?

[He casts her a quizzical glance and shrugs. Even magic castle squirt guns are no match for her loss.]

Oh well.

[He's going to open fire again. Because she's distracted and maybe, just maybe he'll actually hit her... but who is he kidding.]

[i_got_this]

[She's distracted for just a moment, but then she flips the gun around and swings the butt at him like a baseball bat.]

[Good thing it's plastic?]

[originalcopy]

[Good thing... it can't actually damage him, in fact the of the two of them the gun is one that will break. But that doesn't stop him from feeling it and reacting. He's totally caught off guard by an actual attack.]

OW! You crazy bitch!

[He puts an arm up defensively, just in case she tries again.]

What the fuck!?

[i_got_this]

Hey, you're the one that started it!

[South. Most mature Freelancer eveh.]

[originalcopy]

I tossed a water balloon at you!

You smashed me in the fucking face... a little sense of proportion here!

[He rubs at the spot where the butt of the gun made contact.]

Besides, I was helping you out.

[i_got_this]

Water balloon, grenade, you attacked me!

And fuck you, you're in armor; it didn't hurt.

[originalcopy]

((ooc: actually he's not in armor. But yeah, it didn't actually hurt him, he's just a whiny bitch.))

I wasn't attacking you, you stupid bitch!

Why the fuck would I attack you?!

[i_got_this]

[[Ah whoops, my bad]]

I don't know, why did you? I'm not just soaking for the hell of it.

[originalcopy]

I told you I was helping you out!

[and frankly it was funny as hell, but nooo someone had to go and spoil the fun.]

Go ahead and take a look at yourself.

WHOOPS WRONG ICON

[i_got_this]

You stupid sonofa--

[Oh, hey, wait ... it looks like her hands are washing clean of the blood ...]

LOL aww and here I thought she was really appreciative. JK

[originalcopy]

Yeah, you're fuckin' welcome.

[angry muttering]
Damn... and I thought Tex had a short fuse.