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[kethedammit]

So who owns the fucking horses in the fucking stables?

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[samson]

[Whoa, dude.]

Wow. Did a horse take your lunch money when you were growing up or something?

[kethedammit]

Yeah, how'd you guess?

[samson]

'cause people usually aren't that pissed about stables.

[kethedammit]

I ain't- shit. Sorry.

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[samson]

[????????????]

What...

[samson]

Oh, wait! You have some kind of verbal tic or something? Hey, I'm sorry, man; I thought you were just some kind of "tough guy" idiot.

[kethedammit]

[Ughhhh.]

Dunno what a verbal tic is. I just ain't got manners.

[courageous_wit]

[wow rude; you're lucky Percy is getting drunk so you get Hermione instead] Nobody owns them as far as I know.

[kethedammit]

...Okay. Thanks, ma'am.

[courageous_wit]

Why do you ask? Are they all right? [thinking the stables might have been damaged from the earthquake]

[kethedammit]

Naw, I just been asked to poke around before I borrow one.

[courageous_wit]

They might be taking some horses for the expedition, so I would wait until everything's organized before borrowing one.

[kethedammit]

Yeah, yeah, good plan.

[kalinda]

[Idly,] If only this was asked in Samuel L. Jackson's voice.

[kethedammit]

Dunno who he is, sorry.

[whichwayyoulean]

I own the mule in the stables. Don't touch him, he'll take your hand off.

I'm kidding. Or am I?

Anyway, the general rule of thumb is, if they're just regular horses, and they don't look like someone owns them, then they don't.

[kethedammit]

How the fuck do you know if a horse is owned by looking at 'em?

[whichwayyoulean]

Look in its stall. It'll probably have personal touches. Fancy bride, maybe a name above the stall. Most people show they own something in there.

[kethedammit]

Yeah. Okay. Sorry.

[whichwayyoulean]

Why're you sorry? If you didn't know, you didn't know.

[hard_talker]

Other fucking people, what's the fucking problem?

[HI MILDMAY HOW YA DOIN]

[kethedammit]

Ain't got no problem with you, sorry.

[hard_talker]

[he chuckles] I meant, what's the problem with the stables, dude?

[kethedammit]

Need a horse for Felix's camping trip.

[hard_talker]

Oh! ... Well, um ... I don't know if anyone specifically owns the horses. Mostly from what I've heard, it's the weirder animals that have owners, and the horses are kind of a "whoever needs one" deal.