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paradisa2013-04-19 01:14 am
shenunigans) wrote in paradisa2013-04-19 01:14 am
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[Dictated:]
Anyone wonder how far things have gone back home while we're all here? It's kind of that all consuming feeling of desperation when you're on vacation and they're airing the crucial episodes of whatever the fuck it is that you can't miss. Ever think like maybe [Your girlfriend isn't your girlfriend. But was she ever your girlfriend? Who knows.] All the cool shit happens when you aren't there to see it?
Yeah. It's kind of like that. There are not enough elephants in this damn castle to make that less of a thing.
[Action:]
[As emphasised by his wordy question, Dave is pretty damn bored. He thought this would be better than being on the meteor somehow, but it's turning out to be pretty crap. He's been helping around from time to time, but shenanigans are in order to keep the stir crazies at bay. If you happen to be in the less populated areas of the castle for one reason or another, you may witness a Dave who thinks he's all alone, talking at a camera he's set up.]
Sup, I'm Dave Strider and you're watching jackass. [He'll salute the camera at that point and turn to perform one of a wide variety of tricks on his skateboard. Sometimes he does good and sometimes he... doesn't.
Cool kids can't be cool 24/7. Such is life.]
Anyone wonder how far things have gone back home while we're all here? It's kind of that all consuming feeling of desperation when you're on vacation and they're airing the crucial episodes of whatever the fuck it is that you can't miss. Ever think like maybe [Your girlfriend isn't your girlfriend. But was she ever your girlfriend? Who knows.] All the cool shit happens when you aren't there to see it?
Yeah. It's kind of like that. There are not enough elephants in this damn castle to make that less of a thing.
[Action:]
[As emphasised by his wordy question, Dave is pretty damn bored. He thought this would be better than being on the meteor somehow, but it's turning out to be pretty crap. He's been helping around from time to time, but shenanigans are in order to keep the stir crazies at bay. If you happen to be in the less populated areas of the castle for one reason or another, you may witness a Dave who thinks he's all alone, talking at a camera he's set up.]
Sup, I'm Dave Strider and you're watching jackass. [He'll salute the camera at that point and turn to perform one of a wide variety of tricks on his skateboard. Sometimes he does good and sometimes he... doesn't.
Cool kids can't be cool 24/7. Such is life.]