paradisa

( dictacted; cut for length: )

raps

this situation be inextricably inexplicable
some kinda abduction by a castle uncongenial
there goes the white van muthafucks GODDAMN
ransom notes grubbed up by my mitts
cant trace this so the fbi be throwin fits
my masterpiece is gettin ill enough that discretion is erroneous
diction be the PLAGUE motherfucker
fever high and third degree unconscionable
aint no zombie unalive would stand for these brains to liquify
shits dropped motherfuckin white hot to testify weak revise
lets pitch this shit down in rhyme
like a tent i staked in yo backyard
gonna camp out tonight cause this picket be GOD DAMN LOW
suffragettes impressed to stress by my sicknasty protest
like its my best bros bday all over again
which it kind of is
oh snap

[ooc: God, I'm so sorry about the length. Quirk opt out if you need it is here!]

shenunigans

[Dictated:]
Anyone wonder how far things have gone back home while we're all here? It's kind of that all consuming feeling of desperation when you're on vacation and they're airing the crucial episodes of whatever the fuck it is that you can't miss. Ever think like maybe [Your girlfriend isn't your girlfriend. But was she ever your girlfriend? Who knows.] All the cool shit happens when you aren't there to see it?

Yeah. It's kind of like that. There are not enough elephants in this damn castle to make that less of a thing.

( Action: )

shenunigans

i think the technical term for this is milkshake weather
because its sure as hell bringing all the boys to the fucking yard
dont call me on that though
im no meteorologist
just a simple texan space knight with rusty material enough to last him at least a few more years

so is everybody okay or do i need to bust out the first aid kit here
anybody needs any help they can hit me
sure as hell am not doing anything remotely productive right now anyway

( Filtered to Dirk )

( Filtered to Jade )

shenunigans

so i know the first rule of fight club is not to talk about fight club
but after the shenanigans from a week ago and the devastating loss of drink pushing bears
i gotta say
i am really god damn bored
i am watching my fingernails grow here people
youve gotta fucking help me

if any of you happen to be a badass or something
you should get your bad ass up on the roof and bring your a game
it is on
paradisa
fite me
imma be chilling on the roof above the courtyard if you got the skills to punch the guys who give you the bills

bring it

[ooc: Long story short, Dave is bored and pretty restless. He's looking for someone to practise fighting with but he also wants to scope out the fighting crowd here. If you want to jump right into action that is OK!]

shenunigans

merry christmas to the worst prison in the galaxy

may your eggnog be handed to you by bears of all kinds

( Rose, John, Dirk, Jane, Aradia and Nepeta. )

shenunigans

( Cut for drawings and santa butt )

shenunigans

( Cut for obnoxious courier )

turntech12395

[After hanging around for a bit doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, Dave decides to explore a little. He recalls the thought of the indoor adventure he was planning, and attempts to MAKE IT HAPPEN.]
so im off
time to get stuff done
i have no idea where to go but anythings better than sitting here like a moron doing nothing
i have a general sense of the floor im on and a lot of free time

[Dave stops and considers where to go to begin his MAGICALLY BORING QUEST.]
ok
indoor pool
lets do this shit

☻ productive

turntech12395

so ive been here for what

a week now?

and all i get is a "who are you" and a snarky remark

well arent you all just a big pile of nice

☻ amused

turntech12395

hey all

so im here now

for once i have nothing interesting whatsoever to say

but im here

sup?

☻ calm

lohacse

[ you don’t need to know why they’re arguing. they’re just arguing. and you just caught them in the middle of it, yes. ]

holy shit you arent even trying
that was all but not deliberately embarrassing
ok youre clearly out of track here maybe you gotta start climbing up the echeladder

ahahahaha see that was a joke right there cause you obviously cant leave it to the pros k

( Karkat: Be the douche. )

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