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Reborn ([personal profile] greatesthitman) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2013-04-18 04:24 pm

Unexpected Lesson!

[It’s a really just a typical day for Reborn, watching Tsuna, getting ready to kick Tsuna (for something who knows what), and traveling. Except the traveling is to the Dead Zone and Reborn’s not exactly aware of what that means until his kick lands and he ends up in it, fully adult and well, lacking clothes.]

That’s unexpected. [Totally ignoring the fact he’s on top of Tsuna.]


Ughhhnn... [why does reborn have to make his life so suffering. He moves to get up but uh, he can’t because Reborn has suddenly gained like 100 pounds.] Jeez, Reborn, did you hit me with your one-ton mallet or something? [He cranes his neck to look at him.

That

Is definitely Jolin.




Why is Jolin on him.


WHY IS JOLIN ON HIM NAKED]


HIIIIIIIIIE! Wh-what the heck’s going on here?! [His mind’s a little too preoccupied by FULL GROWN MAN SITTING NAKED ON TOP OF HIM to quite make the connection, and he struggles wildly to get out from underneath him.]


Tsuna screaming won’t help. [Wow Tsuna, way to call him fat. He just takes his time getting off of Tsuna and reaching for his hat to cover essential parts as he stands up and looks down at himself.

Wait a minute, why is he...?
]

I wonder if Colonnello knew about this. [Unlike Tsuna he’s just taking this way too calmly to freak out over it, at least on the outside. He does however nudge Tsuna with his foot as he looks down at Leon.] You should go back.

And Tsuna stop.


[Tsuna immediately scrambles away when he’s given a chance, staring at Jolin in shock since he’s.. well, covered. S... ort of.]

Wh-what just happened? Wasn’t Reborn kicking me? So why...

[He suddenly stops being so flustered and just kind of stares at Jolin for a moment. You can practically hear the cogs turning in his head.]

W... wait... [He tries for a moment to go into Hyper Dying Will Mode, but it’s useless. Because they’ve crossed the Dead Zone.] We’re in the Dead Zone now... and... [And... Reborn’s curse probably wouldn’t hold up in the Dead Zone, right?

...

...

Staring at Jolin.

Wait.

Is... he...

Very slowly and cautiously, in a small voice:] ... Re.. born?


[While Tsuna is thinking, Reborn just watches him, reaching up to brush down his hair somewhat as he waits for either his student to be SMART or be his usual no-good self, Leon already heading back across the border.

And then he’s staring at Tsuna and nodding and then kicking him in the side with his bare foot.
]

Took you long enough, No-Good Tsuna. [He does however look down at the ground, as if trying to find something after that kick and he finds it, the pacifier he usually wears now clear instead of yellow and picks it up, shifting his hat as he needs to, he’ll moon anyone but he isn’t flashing certain people, NOPE.]


... Wait, so...

[Jolin is actually Reborn.

Reborn is Jolin.

.....................................

oh okay that actually makes sense


NO IT DOESN’T WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS WORLD please wait while tsuna has a mental breakdown]


Wait, you’re-- Reborn-- Jolin-- and that’s your adult-- how-- what--

[Then another thought occurs to him. Jolin is Reborn.

... he’s seeing Reborn naked. As an adult.

NOPE

A thin whine comes out of Tsuna and he swoons before promptly face-planting on the ground.

... w e l p.]


Tsuna, how is this different than seeing me in the bath?

[Seriously though man, what is wrong with you? Though he is ignoring the journal that didn’t vanish when he crossed the border that’s letting other people hear this. Or he just doesn’t care.]


OOC: Yellow is Reborn, brown is Tsuna! Open over the journal or action for expedition people.

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