Unexpected Lesson!

[greatesthitman]

[It’s a really just a typical day for Reborn, watching Tsuna, getting ready to kick Tsuna (for something who knows what), and traveling. Except the traveling is to the Dead Zone and Reborn’s not exactly aware of what that means until his kick lands and he ends up in it, fully adult and well, lacking clothes.]

That’s unexpected. [Totally ignoring the fact he’s on top of Tsuna.]

Ughhhnn... [why does reborn have to make his life so suffering. He moves to get up but uh, he can’t because Reborn has suddenly gained like 100 pounds.] Jeez, Reborn, did you hit me with your one-ton mallet or something? [He cranes his neck to look at him.

That

Is definitely Jolin.




Why is Jolin on him.


WHY IS JOLIN ON HIM NAKED]

HIIIIIIIIIE! Wh-what the heck’s going on here?! [His mind’s a little too preoccupied by FULL GROWN MAN SITTING NAKED ON TOP OF HIM to quite make the connection, and he struggles wildly to get out from underneath him.]

Tsuna screaming won’t help. [Wow Tsuna, way to call him fat. He just takes his time getting off of Tsuna and reaching for his hat to cover essential parts as he stands up and looks down at himself.

Wait a minute, why is he...?]

I wonder if Colonnello knew about this. [Unlike Tsuna he’s just taking this way too calmly to freak out over it, at least on the outside. He does however nudge Tsuna with his foot as he looks down at Leon.] You should go back.

And Tsuna stop.

[Tsuna immediately scrambles away when he’s given a chance, staring at Jolin in shock since he’s.. well, covered. S... ort of.]

Wh-what just happened? Wasn’t Reborn kicking me? So why...

[He suddenly stops being so flustered and just kind of stares at Jolin for a moment. You can practically hear the cogs turning in his head.]

W... wait... [He tries for a moment to go into Hyper Dying Will Mode, but it’s useless. Because they’ve crossed the Dead Zone.] We’re in the Dead Zone now... and... [And... Reborn’s curse probably wouldn’t hold up in the Dead Zone, right?

...

...

Staring at Jolin.

Wait.

Is... he...

Very slowly and cautiously, in a small voice:] ... Re.. born?

[While Tsuna is thinking, Reborn just watches him, reaching up to brush down his hair somewhat as he waits for either his student to be SMART or be his usual no-good self, Leon already heading back across the border.

And then he’s staring at Tsuna and nodding and then kicking him in the side with his bare foot.]

Took you long enough, No-Good Tsuna. [He does however look down at the ground, as if trying to find something after that kick and he finds it, the pacifier he usually wears now clear instead of yellow and picks it up, shifting his hat as he needs to, he’ll moon anyone but he isn’t flashing certain people, NOPE.]

... Wait, so...

[Jolin is actually Reborn.

Reborn is Jolin.

.....................................

oh okay that actually makes sense


NO IT DOESN’T WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS WORLD please wait while tsuna has a mental breakdown]

Wait, you’re-- Reborn-- Jolin-- and that’s your adult-- how-- what--

[Then another thought occurs to him. Jolin is Reborn.

... he’s seeing Reborn naked. As an adult.

NOPE

A thin whine comes out of Tsuna and he swoons before promptly face-planting on the ground.

... w e l p.]

Tsuna, how is this different than seeing me in the bath?

[Seriously though man, what is wrong with you? Though he is ignoring the journal that didn’t vanish when he crossed the border that’s letting other people hear this. Or he just doesn’t care.]

OOC: Yellow is Reborn, brown is Tsuna! Open over the journal or action for expedition people.

Comments

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[misconstrues]

"Hiiiiiiie... ?" That's...! [ Why yes, yes she did just repeat that familiar noise to herself. ]

[ Oh, of all the things she thought she could possibly overhear in the journal. The first voice doesn't ring any bells, but the second? Definitely Tsuna. Clearly, clutching the journal and spazzing out right back at them is the best move. Also, she's taking the name "Dead Zone" quite literally. Tsuna, don't talk to the Angel of Death!! ]

Tsu.. Tsuna-san?!

P-please, don't go into the light!

and evr

[greatesthitman]

[Give him a moment to realize the journals open and then...]

He's not dying, miss. [Act cool, act cool, act cool...]

[heal_theworld]

[Hear that laughter, Reborn? It's Martel, still on her chocobo, resting her forehead on it's feathery head and laughing at you.

Because sorry, but that was just slightly hilarious. She'll come and check on Tsuna in a moment.]

[greatesthitman]

[Oh great, just great. SHE HAD TO SEE IT, DIDN'T SHE?

He just, glances over at her and instead of being embarrassed nods. Sigh.]

Hello, Martel. [Just act natural.]

[heal_theworld]

[Sure, natural. That's about right. She's still giggling when she directs Feathers over and dismounts, wrapping the reins around a convenient tree branch before kneeling next to Tsuna to check him.]

...It seems like he's only passed out from the shock. [Martel glances up at him, flushes slightly, and focuses entirely on his face. It's obviously safer to do at this point in time.] Why did you kick him?

[greatesthitman]

[Yes natural, totally natural man. He just shifts his hat around better as he stands, pacifier in hand as he glances down at Tsuna, ignoring that flushing and such yes.]

I couldn't exactly smack him on the back of the head for sputtering, could I?

[heal_theworld]

...You kicked him because he was sputtering. [She sighs, exasperated at him.] Reborn, you can't just kick him for silly reasons! Actually, you shouldn't kick him at all!

Action later~ closed!

[not_mafia]

[Tsuna groans softly, blinking groggily.] ... wha...?

[He sits up and rubs at his eyes, muttering to himself.] Was I asleep this whole time?

[greatesthitman]

[Look he's not about to admit it's because Tsuna took so long to figure things out, okay?] And he won't learn if I don't. If I go soft on him he doesn't learn.

[is_mafia]

[Giotto is sitting next to him, and looks over when he wakes up.] Welcome back, Tsuna. You've been out for a while.

[heal_theworld]

And what exactly where you trying to teach him? [She draws up to her full height, which really isn't that imposing, but look, she tries.]

Though, I suppose that is payback. [As in, ending up naked when crossing into the Dead Zone.] You should have known something like this was going to happen.

[not_mafia]

Ah, Giotto! [He sighs with relief.] I had the weirdest dream... I dreamt that Reborn was about to kick me but then we crossed over into the Dead Zone, so when he landed on me he was Jolin-san. He was naked, too... It was really strange!

[greatesthitman]

[Really, Martel? REALLY? He stands just a little straighter, which is taller than her and tilts his head.]

To remember to learn how to ride next time he heads out here. [YUP.]

And I didn't think it would break the curse and that I'd survive it. [Casual shrug goes here.]

[greatesthitman]

[Now fully clothed, Reborn heads over and tips his hat at Giotto before casually smacking Tsuna on the back of the head, leaning down to get in his face.]

And you're still as dumb as ever.

[heal_theworld]

[That is the worst excuse.] ...And I'm sure you know how to ride a horse as well.

And you didn't think-! [And if it had and he had died, what then? Doesn't he think things through!?] Infuriating man! Don't be so careless with your life!

1/3

[not_mafia]

[He yelps!]

Ow! What was that--

[greatesthitman]

[Nuhuh, it's the best.] I do, in fact.

[And this is where he would be tipping his hat to hide his eyes, but instead he's just standing there butt naked with wide eyes at that. This is, well no it shouldn't be unexpected but it is.] Better that than someone else with a similar curse discovering it.

[He really is that reckless with his life, even when he does think things through. YUP.]

2/3

[not_mafia]

[OH SWEET MOTHER OF EARTH]

HIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!

3/3

[not_mafia]

[DIVES BEHIND GIOTTO SAVE HIM GRANDPA

congratulations on giving your student yet another heart attack, reborn. you should probably be thankful he didn't pass out again.]

[heal_theworld]

[She makes a noise of frustration at that because why must he be so careless?! Says the woman who doesn't fear death because she's already died once.] I'd rather if you stayed alive, thank you!

And you have best get some clothes, unless you plan on running about in the Dead Zone naked. [A snort, as she kneels back down next to Tsuna and brushes his hair out of his eyes.] But first, we have to get him somewhere safe. I would, but I don't think I can lift him well now.

[is_mafia]

[He lets Tsuna dive behind him and hide, before he looks at Reborn with an eyebrow raised.] Hello, Reborn.

[greatesthitman]

[Yes, yes he must because that's the Reborn way. Besides how else does she think he got the scars he has? Huh?] I'd prefer that as well, but it doesn't always happen.

[...Welp.] And I have a change of clothes, I brought spares for both sizes on the off chance they were needed, though I doubt Colonnello thought so far ahead. [Ahaha he's just, going to let his mouth twitch at that thought before moving to raise his hat to his head and stopping, sigh.] I would move him right now however, there are some things I doubt you would like to see at the moment.

[greatesthitman]

[Reborn just sighs at that before leaning against a nearby tree.] Primo. Tsuna saw my curse break when we crossed over.

[Yup.]

[not_mafia]

[A pitiful little whine comes from behind Giotto as Tsuna clamps his hands over his hair.]

Nnnnnhhhh... I-I'm ready to go back home now... [too much trauma]

[is_mafia]

So I heard. [A pause.] I thought you knew, Tsuna.

[Come on, even he knew.]

[greatesthitman]

Tsuna hadn't figured out it even before our arrival here, not without lack of evidence.

[Ahaha yeah, casually tossing a rock over Giotto's head and aiming for Tsuna.]

[not_mafia]

[And it hits his hand!] Ow!!

[A disgruntled whine as Tsuna holds his hand and peeks at the adult form (that's still weird btw) from behind him.] Knock it off, Reborn! Give me a break...

[is_mafia]

[Why is Giotto in the middle of this? He sighs, though it is vaguely amusing as it reminds him of home and his Family, in a way.] Must you two act like five year olds?

[greatesthitman]

[Because Tsuna took cover behind him. Really just move an inch and he'll have a clear shot.] Only until Tsuna stops acting like one.

[It's all Tsuna's fault, yup.]

[heal_theworld]

...[She glances at him, and realizes that yes, the only thing standing between him and total nakedness was his hat. She can't help giggle.] Point.

[A sigh.] I'll see if I can flag down someone.

[not_mafia]

M-me?! You're the one who just got in my face like that when I woke up!

[greatesthitman]

[Martel no, stop. He's just going to roll his eyes and then well, shake his head as he shuffles the pacifier to the hand holding his hat, letting it dangle on his finger.]

I'll move him once you're clear, Martel. It's my fault.

\o

[misconstrues]

But.. ! It sounded like..

[ Oh, well, that's good! That Tsuna isn't dying, after all. ]

Is he okay?

[heal_theworld]

...If you're sure... [She stands up and goes back over to unloop Feather's reins from the tree and she gets back on.] I'll probably see you when we camp tonight. Be careful until then...?

[SHE DOESN'T TRUST YOU ALONE.]

[is_mafia]

[No, he is not moving, because then you would actually hit Tsuna, and he would prefer it if you didn't, Reborn. :| And since when did he become referee.] Stop. Both of you.