01 axe throw

[mom_ler]

[Should anyone be keeping an eye on the castle's corridors, they would see a neatly-dressed lady with a denim skirt and a somewhat impressive hairdo skulking along them looking pretty lost. By the way she keeps poking irritably at the décor and looking down her nose at the flagstones and carpets and putting her hands on her hips to cast a snooty look at some of the doors, it can be assumed she's not very impressed by the sudden change of scenery. When she speaks, it's in a nasal Southern tone that suggests she's not used to being kept waiting.]

Hello? If this is a kidnappin', you're doin' a darn poor job of it! Someone get me on the first taxi home pronto or I'll...

[She trails off, and steps out into the room that hosts the castle's pool.]

Huh. I should get me one o' these.

[Aaand it occurs to her how good the acoustics are in here. God help us all.]

Hello!? Damsel in distress! Someone's got a lot of explainin' to do, y'hear!