first hunt ⇝ written

[mulletrock]

Whatever junkless douchebag's responsible for this can come out of hiding now. I get that you want the world to burn but trust me, it's not gonna end well for anyone. Especially you.

If this is your idea of a joke, sticking me in a castle with some magic book, no car, and no cell service you've got another thing coming. I don't do fairy tales.

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dictated;

[ensorceler]

This is no fairy tale, sir, though were it there might have indeed been less burning of worlds.

[eat_me_beat_me]

[Guess who's in a mood todaaaaay?]

Oooooo threats. That's original.

written;

[mulletrock]

[Dean's glad it can't be seen when he's thrown by her voice floating out of the book.]

How are you doing that?

written;

[mulletrock]

No offense but I don't have time for any insult exchange. So if you're the one responsible... do me a favor and beam me back to reality. Thanks.

dictated;

[ensorceler]

You must elaborate.

[Dictated]

[3nterprising]

I hate to shatter the illusion, but you'd be hard pressed to find this junkless douchebag.

dictated

[eat_me_beat_me]

[She snorts]

Well aren't you just a giant ray of fucking sunshine? Sorry Dorothy, you ain't in Kansas anymore and they're all out of ruby slippers.

And don't try to blame me since I'm just the messenger.

written;

[mulletrock]

It's a book. How the hell can I hear you?

written;

[mulletrock]

Trust me. They're out there.

dictated

[mulletrock]

Yeah, I get that I'm not back home. That much is obvious. Thanks, Einstein.

dictated;

[ensorceler]

You ought to watch your language in a lady's presence, especially when requesting assistance.

It is this castle's magic. You may speak as well, and others will hear.

[luxe_can_kill]

I'm afraid this isn't a fairy tale. You're in a different world...

dictated;

[mulletrock]

Sorry.

[Have an awkward pause.]

About the language. I'm Dean.

dictated;

[mulletrock]

How's that possible?

[Now that he has a handle on dictation he's not nearly as pissed. The whole writing in the book thing's what originally ticked him off.]

written

[courageous_wit]

It isn't a fairy tale. Though I suppose if it were, it's more comparable to those written by the Grimm brothers.

[honeytoes]

Yeah can't blame you for being pissed about the mobile reception.

The coffee's good at least.

dictated

[ensorceler]

I am Anne Boleyn, most humble consort to His Majesty King Henry, and acting Lady Regent for Cair Paradisa.

[ That may not come off as commanding or proud as it probably should. But meh, bigger problems. ]

Many are disoriented and prone to rash behavior upon arrival. It is to be expected.

[Dictated]

[schrodingersghost]

I only wish this was a joke. Personally? I've been stuck here six months and I'm still waiting for the punchline.

Dictated

[3nterprising]

And how long have you been here, mister know-it all?

[Dictated]

[not_nikkiheat]

No such luck, I'm afraid. We're all stuck here. If there's a way out, no one has found it yet.

written

[mulletrock]

Yeah, I got that. So it's some weird as hell dimensional crux, right? It's the only thing that makes sense. I've been trying the angel radio for hours and not getting anything back but dial tones. Whoever dumped me here was smart enough to pick a place no one would be able to find me.

[mulletrock]

Somebody's well adjusted.

Re: dictated

[mulletrock]

Wait- doesn't that make you some kinda queen?

[What the hell. Dean was tired already. He's quiet for a little while as he thinks this over.]

Cair, What?

[Dictated]

[mulletrock]

Six months? Awesome.

[Not really. He silently hopes he's not grounded here that long.]

How many other people are stuck in this place?

Dictated

[mulletrock]

Day and a half and this place already blows s'far as I'm concerned.