first hunt ⇝ written

[mulletrock]

Whatever junkless douchebag's responsible for this can come out of hiding now. I get that you want the world to burn but trust me, it's not gonna end well for anyone. Especially you.

If this is your idea of a joke, sticking me in a castle with some magic book, no car, and no cell service you've got another thing coming. I don't do fairy tales.

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dictated;

[ensorceler]

This is no fairy tale, sir, though were it there might have indeed been less burning of worlds.

written;

[mulletrock]

[Dean's glad it can't be seen when he's thrown by her voice floating out of the book.]

How are you doing that?

dictated;

[ensorceler]

You must elaborate.

[eat_me_beat_me]

[Guess who's in a mood todaaaaay?]

Oooooo threats. That's original.

written;

[mulletrock]

No offense but I don't have time for any insult exchange. So if you're the one responsible... do me a favor and beam me back to reality. Thanks.

[Dictated]

[3nterprising]

I hate to shatter the illusion, but you'd be hard pressed to find this junkless douchebag.

written;

[mulletrock]

Trust me. They're out there.

[luxe_can_kill]

I'm afraid this isn't a fairy tale. You're in a different world...

dictated;

[mulletrock]

How's that possible?

[Now that he has a handle on dictation he's not nearly as pissed. The whole writing in the book thing's what originally ticked him off.]

written

[courageous_wit]

It isn't a fairy tale. Though I suppose if it were, it's more comparable to those written by the Grimm brothers.

written

[mulletrock]

Yeah, I got that. So it's some weird as hell dimensional crux, right? It's the only thing that makes sense. I've been trying the angel radio for hours and not getting anything back but dial tones. Whoever dumped me here was smart enough to pick a place no one would be able to find me.

[honeytoes]

Yeah can't blame you for being pissed about the mobile reception.

The coffee's good at least.

[mulletrock]

Somebody's well adjusted.

[Dictated]

[schrodingersghost]

I only wish this was a joke. Personally? I've been stuck here six months and I'm still waiting for the punchline.

[Dictated]

[mulletrock]

Six months? Awesome.

[Not really. He silently hopes he's not grounded here that long.]

How many other people are stuck in this place?

[Dictated]

[not_nikkiheat]

No such luck, I'm afraid. We're all stuck here. If there's a way out, no one has found it yet.

[Dictated]

[mulletrock]

How many people got yanked into this shit hole? Last thing I was expecting was this much publicity.

[1nc0mpr3h3n751bl3]

D0 Y0U L1K3 F1R3

[Translation: Do you like fire?]

dictated;

[mulletrock]

What kinda question is that? I guess? It's part of the job description, anyway.

[littlesoul]

It's a fact, not a fairy tale. Welcome to the castle.

[mulletrock]

This is as far from reality as you can get. Sure, it might be real, and I'm stuck here so I might as well get used to it- but there's still a hundred different places I'd rather be.

Dictated always-

[radiantwingedone]

... I am uncertain if a castle can have 'junk' in the meaning you intend.

[ This voice sounds amused. ]

[mulletrock]

I'm not talkin' about the castle, pal, I'm talkin' about the assholes responsible for puttin' me here.

Dictated.

[lupinotuum]

You're stuck here, I'm afraid.
And I certainly wouldn't go so far as to call this place a "fairytale".

Dictated.

[mulletrock]

I'm startin' to think this place is more of a nightmare.