Arkady Balagan (
grandmasterbalagan) wrote in
paradisa2013-05-18 06:40 pm
First Move
[When Arkady blinks, instead of being in his room, he's in a cheap, unworthy room. He makes a noise of surprise before scrambling up from the bed. When he speaks, he speaks with a Russian accent.]
What is the meaning of this? Hugo!
[He grabs up the journal beside him, inspecting it closely.]
Is this some sort of joke?
[The journal transcribes what he's saying and he gasps in surprise.
What if this is Hugo trying to kick him out. He imagines Hugo knocking him out, dragging him to this place, coming up with a device that transcribes...]
No, no, no. Hugo is not that smart.
[Perhaps Sam is playing a joke on him. He'd be smart enough to come up with some sort of new age device like this...]
Sam respects me too much.
[Finally, he thinks of the man Pippa claimed was at fault for Rosemary's murder. They would probably have the money to have a device like this, have the manpower to knock him out and kidnap him without anyone noticing. He's getting angry, so he grabs the journal and heads out the door to explore, in his pajamas and a bathrobe and barefoot.]
If you are kidnapping me, you are not very smart. You left the door open. I would like to speak with whoever is in charge so I can throttle him.
[ooc: Open over the journal or in person! Feel free to say you found him anywhere except outside.]
What is the meaning of this? Hugo!
[He grabs up the journal beside him, inspecting it closely.]
Is this some sort of joke?
[The journal transcribes what he's saying and he gasps in surprise.
What if this is Hugo trying to kick him out. He imagines Hugo knocking him out, dragging him to this place, coming up with a device that transcribes...]
No, no, no. Hugo is not that smart.
[Perhaps Sam is playing a joke on him. He'd be smart enough to come up with some sort of new age device like this...]
Sam respects me too much.
[Finally, he thinks of the man Pippa claimed was at fault for Rosemary's murder. They would probably have the money to have a device like this, have the manpower to knock him out and kidnap him without anyone noticing. He's getting angry, so he grabs the journal and heads out the door to explore, in his pajamas and a bathrobe and barefoot.]
If you are kidnapping me, you are not very smart. You left the door open. I would like to speak with whoever is in charge so I can throttle him.
[ooc: Open over the journal or in person! Feel free to say you found him anywhere except outside.]

[Action]
After all, how much could a child understand?
And that was an assumption that Conan was in no hurry to change.
And that is why Conan walks into the kitchen. It was almost surprising how often people could be found here. It seemed that there was at least one person here every time he checked.
And true to form, he immediately spots the man in the kitchen. Conan immediately looks over him, making some rapid observations and conclusions as he does so. Then he deliberately widens his eyes and makes his movements childish as he walks into the room.]
Hello! Are you new here?
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Ah! Little boy. I would be most grateful if you would tell me where I am.
[...His tone is a little condescending. Sorry, Conan.]
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[Great. Condescension. Conan's favorite part of dealing with adults.]
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The castle. [Pause. Wow she sucks at the welcome committee ] So yeah. You've been kidnapped by a sentient castle.
Congratulations?
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Ain't what you think. Some grade A hocus shit, though.