Family fun time

[originalcopy]

Can somebody please tell me what the hell is going on... and why there's a kid that won't let go of my leg..


Seriously, get the fuck off me.

Dada! Dada up! Up Dada UP!

[Sigh]

Stupid castle

Comments

[encryptedlock]

[hideous laughter at your misfortune]

[originalcopy]

Thanks a lot asshole.


As hol!


What? No!

[encryptedlock]

[Yep, still laughing.]

Watch your mouth there, Church. Didn't anyone tell you about kid week?

Church

[youfallback]

[Welp time to get paranoid and possessive. Her voice is taut with the beginnings of anger.] You have a child.

[originalcopy]

[So much angry muttering.]

No. No one told me about 'kid week'.

[or more accurately, if they did, he doesn't remember it.]

[encryptedlock]

Well, it doesn't happen to everyone, but for a week in May we get kids. Sometimes with other residents, sometimes as single parents. You have to take care of them or else things will be pretty bad for you.

As for me, I figure--I'll never get a chance to really be a dad, you know? So I take care of them as best I can.

[i_got_this]

Hey, if I have to censor myself? You can shut your trap for a few days, yeah?

[She's right up there with York.]

Carolina

[originalcopy]

[oh great, exactly what he needs to make his day better.]

The castle apparently decided to give me one.

[There's a 'you got a problem with that' edge to his voice.]

Church

[youfallback]

[Oh she's got a big problem with that.]

Where are you right now.

[whistles_the_blues]

[Someone can't help but laugh just a little at this.]

[originalcopy]

Oh Fu..fine.

Whatever.

[It's just a week, no big deal.]


Wh'ever

[i_got_this]

[They'll have a post-kid-week swearing extravaganza after this. With booze.]

Good. I'd rather not beat you to a pulp.

[quadro_dent]

[Have some giggling, Church.]

[originalcopy]

Lucky me.

[sigh]

'Single dad' was not on my list of life goals

Carolina to end.

[originalcopy]

Why should I tell you?

Dada Uuuup!


ugh.. Fine.

[encryptedlock]

[Funny how that works out, isn't it?]

It's only for a week. And you never know. You might like it!

I mean, you could have Tucker's kid to babysit. Chew on that one for a while.

Church to end

[youfallback]

[She only repeats,] Where are you.

[originalcopy]

Yeah, 'cause that would be so much better for the kid than my cussing.

[Dear god yes.]

As hol!

Hey! What did I say about that?

[originalcopy]

[Shut up you!]

[originalcopy]

[OMG she has to come help him!]

[i_got_this]

[Don't you mean 'FUCK YEAH COCKBITES']

I could do it under the guise of teaching them self-defense.

[Oh, ho?] Yeah, you're a great dad!

[originalcopy]

Ugh... and that just made this look a whole lot better.

[encryptedlock]

See? You just got to look on the bright side.

[originalcopy]

Yeah, I'm not telling you. Not unless you can give me a da..darn good reason.

[You don't exactly strike him as trustworthy right now.]

[youfallback]

[Carolina's voice drops to a low, dangerous growl.] Don't fuck with me. I didn't harm you or anyone else the last time we met in person.

Where the hell are you.