Family fun time

[originalcopy]

Can somebody please tell me what the hell is going on... and why there's a kid that won't let go of my leg..


Seriously, get the fuck off me.

Dada! Dada up! Up Dada UP!

[Sigh]

Stupid castle

Comments

[encryptedlock]

[hideous laughter at your misfortune]

[originalcopy]

Thanks a lot asshole.


As hol!


What? No!

[encryptedlock]

[Yep, still laughing.]

Watch your mouth there, Church. Didn't anyone tell you about kid week?

[originalcopy]

[So much angry muttering.]

No. No one told me about 'kid week'.

[or more accurately, if they did, he doesn't remember it.]

[encryptedlock]

Well, it doesn't happen to everyone, but for a week in May we get kids. Sometimes with other residents, sometimes as single parents. You have to take care of them or else things will be pretty bad for you.

As for me, I figure--I'll never get a chance to really be a dad, you know? So I take care of them as best I can.

Church

[youfallback]

[Welp time to get paranoid and possessive. Her voice is taut with the beginnings of anger.] You have a child.

Carolina

[originalcopy]

[oh great, exactly what he needs to make his day better.]

The castle apparently decided to give me one.

[There's a 'you got a problem with that' edge to his voice.]

Church

[youfallback]

[Oh she's got a big problem with that.]

Where are you right now.

Carolina to end.

[originalcopy]

Why should I tell you?

Dada Uuuup!


ugh.. Fine.

Church to end

[youfallback]

[She only repeats,] Where are you.

[i_got_this]

Hey, if I have to censor myself? You can shut your trap for a few days, yeah?

[She's right up there with York.]

[originalcopy]

Oh Fu..fine.

Whatever.

[It's just a week, no big deal.]


Wh'ever

[i_got_this]

[They'll have a post-kid-week swearing extravaganza after this. With booze.]

Good. I'd rather not beat you to a pulp.

[originalcopy]

Yeah, 'cause that would be so much better for the kid than my cussing.

[Dear god yes.]

As hol!

Hey! What did I say about that?

[i_got_this]

[Don't you mean 'FUCK YEAH COCKBITES']

I could do it under the guise of teaching them self-defense.

[Oh, ho?] Yeah, you're a great dad!

[whistles_the_blues]

[Someone can't help but laugh just a little at this.]

[originalcopy]

[Shut up you!]

[quadro_dent]

[Have some giggling, Church.]

[originalcopy]

[OMG she has to come help him!]

[quadro_dent]

[Only if he asks nicely]

[originalcopy]

[Please, please, pretty please... there are a bunch of kids her age here! Petting zoo... and not the kind with creepers either.]

[well_assembled]

[Where does she even begin]

You have a child?


I know it's not mine.

[originalcopy]

Ha ha... it's the castle's doing.

Although, you know... she does have red hair.

[well_assembled]

The castle gave you a baby. Weird.

What?


I'm on my way.

[originalcopy]

Yeah, apparently it's like a regular thing. That no one bothered mentioning.

[Well, that was easy.]