[Dictated]

[1nc0mpr3h3n751bl3]

I think I have a human grub. It'th all pink and wiggly and it maketh a lot of thcreamth.

What ith it for? Do I eat it?

Comments

[psych0p0mps]

what no
absolutely not
its called a baby its not for eating

[1nc0mpr3h3n751bl3]

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[psych0p0mps]

are you serious dont tell me you ate it already

[1nc0mpr3h3n751bl3]

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[psych0p0mps]

[facepalm x2 combo! omg tuna pls]

ok well
good
as for what its for though
these wigglers show up about twice a sweep
theyre basically ecto clones of us that the castle makes
and were expected to act as their surrogate lusii for a week

[1nc0mpr3h3n751bl3]

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[psych0p0mps]

yeah thats been my reaction too pretty much
but mine arent dead yet so i must be doing something right
...
how did you wind up with a *human* grub though

[1nc0mpr3h3n751bl3]

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1 F0UND 17

[kindnessing]

Please don't. [ please. please. ]

[1nc0mpr3h3n751bl3]

Why? Ith it yourth?

[kindnessing]

No, but it's someone's. They probably wouldn't appreciate it if you ate it. [ ... Ken sighs. ] When did it turn up for you?

[1nc0mpr3h3n751bl3]

A little while ago... [He's not good with time] What should I do with it?

[psych0p0mps]

are you sure its yours
if it doesnt have horns its probably someone elses

[1nc0mpr3h3n751bl3]

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[psych0p0mps]

yeah probably
does it have any distinguishing features

[kindnessing]

That depends. Do you think you could take good care of it given enough help? [ He's babysat during these events but to take care of one on his own wouldn't be a lot of fun at all... ]

[1nc0mpr3h3n751bl3]

175 R34LLY P1NK

[1nc0mpr3h3n751bl3]

Uhhhh, I don't know. I've never taken care of a human grub before.

[psych0p0mps]

all human grubs are like that mituna
anything else

[1nc0mpr3h3n751bl3]

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1 DUNN0 7H3N

[psych0p0mps]

ok well lets see
what color hair does it have
if it has hair

[asking whether it's a boy or a girl would be pointless cause lmao she has no idea how you'd tell on a young human.]

[1nc0mpr3h3n751bl3]

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[psych0p0mps]

hm that
doesnt actually narrow it down very much
but its a start!
the next step will be to find an adult who also has brown hair
and who is missing a baby

[1nc0mpr3h3n751bl3]

1LL L00K

[psych0p0mps]

ok then
good luck

[kindnessing]

[ ... grub? ] Maybe it'd be better to find it a better place to stay until this all blows over, then...

[1nc0mpr3h3n751bl3]

Oh okay. You want it, then?

[kindnessing]

[ define want. ] I can take care of them for a short while, yes. What's your room number?

[1nc0mpr3h3n751bl3]

Threeee and one and four. That'th where I am.

[kindnessing]

All right. I'll be there shortly.

[ and a short time later, there's gonna be a knocking on door 314. hopefully this is the right place! ]

[1nc0mpr3h3n751bl3]

[Mituna answers the door, wearing his helmet. The sound of a wailing infant issues immediately through the doorway.]

Hello! It ith very loud, thtill. You really want it?

[kindnessing]

Wanting isn't really the right word... May I come in? [ and soon, please. poor thing sounds like it needs an actual adult. ]