♞ two

[onehundred]

CLEANING STAFF WANTED

MUST BE:
1. Clean
2. Very clean
3. Fucking clean
4. Attention to detail preferred

Payment is negotiable. Name yourself and your price.

Comments

[written]

[unexpected_adventures]

[Usually, Bilbo wouldn't have asked about a job but he was new here and his money would not last forever. Even though, he could summon objects, he never thought about summoning money. He preferred to work hard with honest work and he was a good cleaner. Hobbit were always tidy. The self respecting ones anyway.]

I hear you are offering a job regarding cleaning?

[written]

[onehundred]

[ Only his money would pretty much be wished for from the castle too! Not that he's going to say it now. ]

Your name?

Re: [written]

[unexpected_adventures]

Oh, uh, yes. Bilbo Baggins. [He frowned, as he waited for the next question. If there was going to be one.]

[written]

[onehundred]

Rivaille.

Your price?

Re: [written]

[unexpected_adventures]

My price? Oh....I'm not sure to be honest.

[written]

[onehundred]

Fine. Think about it while you get here, won't you?

Re: [written]

[unexpected_adventures]

Of course I will. [What would be a suitable price?]

[onehundred]

[ Levi would give an arm and a leg to keep his room clean really. The door's open for when he arrives, with piles of cleaning devices on one side, mostly unused because he can't use them! ]

written;

[nukeoleptic]

what would i be cleaning?? :o

written;

[onehundred]

[ WOW WAY TO MAKE THIS SOUND DODGY, JADE. ]

...my room.

written;

[nukeoleptic]

[ WELL. ]

....you need to hire a whole staff to clean your room?

written;

[onehundred]

I just need one. I can't do it myself.

written;

[nukeoleptic]

oh. :o

well, i can do it, if no one else wants to.
i am used to cleaning up after my brother. :p

written;

[onehundred]

Are you clean?

written;

[nukeoleptic]

that is a very weird question

written;

[onehundred]

If you're going to clean my room... I can't have you make it even dirtier.

[ YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, THIS IS LIKE LIFE AND DEATH TO HIM. ]

written;

[nukeoleptic]

i shower every day???
and wear clean clothes?

written;

[onehundred]

I guess that's good enough...

I'm Rivaille.

written;

[nukeoleptic]

jade harley <3
it is nice to meet you, rivaille!

written;

[onehundred]

Name your price.

written;

[nukeoleptic]

umm....
what is currency in this world?

written;

[onehundred]

Caisos.

written;

[nukeoleptic]

ten of those!
(is that fair?)

written;

[onehundred]

[ He has no idea, but he has wished for them from the castle and-- granted! This universe is weird... ]

I can pay that. When can you start?

written;

[nukeoleptic]

umm... right now??
i am literally doing nothing