001 Violent Outburst - dictated

[hatesgoodbyes]

[Enjoy muttering while the journal is flipped open and flipped rapidly through, as if looking for instructions, directions, explanation..anything. The voice is clearly disgruntled and female but it sounds filtered as though through a speaker or headset.]

…Fuckberries.

This isn’t Valhalla, it sure as hell isn’t Blood Gulch, so where the hell am I? I see some giant thing that looks like a castle, ok I’m just going to call it a castle until it turns out to be something different.

Who the fuck builds castles now? Alien architecture sure, but Camelot? Wonderful, just great. I’m stuck in the middle of who the fuck knows where, with a castle and a bunch of unarmed civilians.

So, hey out there…anyone seen Blue base? Hell anyone seen Red base? [Rueful laughter] I must be bad off if I actually want to see those assholes.

(OOC Note: I apologize for the gratuitous profanity but I swear to you it is canon based. Please be aware this is an f-bomb minefield.)

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[encryptedlock]

[Oh, fuck off, Carolina.]

Because you're leaving her alone. No.

York

[youfallback]

[Some small part of her had been hoping he would have agreed, despite the abuse she's been giving him since she got back. Still hurts when she hears him say it.]

Then plan on never hearing from me again.

Carolina

[encryptedlock]

Because you were talking to me anyway? Come on, Carolina. She just got here.

York

[youfallback]

[Carolina scoffs at him, but does nothing more than that before shutting her journal, mentally noting that her inner voice had been right. He wouldn't miss her and she would indulge in an outrageous pity party at the first chance she got.]

[encryptedlock]

[Oh my God Carolina, how the hell does talking to Tex mean he won't miss Carolina at all? She has really got to get those jealousy issues under control, and for once he's disgusted enough not to argue with her.

Thanks, Castle. Thanks a lot.]