001 Violent Outburst - dictated

[hatesgoodbyes]

[Enjoy muttering while the journal is flipped open and flipped rapidly through, as if looking for instructions, directions, explanation..anything. The voice is clearly disgruntled and female but it sounds filtered as though through a speaker or headset.]

…Fuckberries.

This isn’t Valhalla, it sure as hell isn’t Blood Gulch, so where the hell am I? I see some giant thing that looks like a castle, ok I’m just going to call it a castle until it turns out to be something different.

Who the fuck builds castles now? Alien architecture sure, but Camelot? Wonderful, just great. I’m stuck in the middle of who the fuck knows where, with a castle and a bunch of unarmed civilians.

So, hey out there…anyone seen Blue base? Hell anyone seen Red base? [Rueful laughter] I must be bad off if I actually want to see those assholes.

(OOC Note: I apologize for the gratuitous profanity but I swear to you it is canon based. Please be aware this is an f-bomb minefield.)

Comments

[hatesgoodbyes]

Except I'm not the one pissed off. [It probably wouldn't be so bad aside from the calm tone she said it in.]

You're smarter than that, you had to be to get that far int he program. I'm not here to run anything, I don't even want to be here.

[i_got_this]

Oh fuck you.

[She's caught off guard when Texas calls her smart, because when the hell has Tex ever said anything nice to her?] You'd better not.

[hatesgoodbyes]

[Maybe it has something to do with finding out the truth about the entire project and just how it was intentionally designed to fuck with peoples lives.

But obviously South wasn't going to have any of that, so just keep things nice and easy for her.]

So you stay outta my way and I'll stay outta yours.

[i_got_this]

Yeah. That sounds great. I'll do just that.

[hatesgoodbyes]

Good.