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[secondchances]

[This is scary. Steph feels herself sweat. There's no telling what's behind this filter. Once she makes it, there's no going back.

She takes a breath. BE BRAVE.]

[Friends of Ezio Auditore]

Heeeey. This is about two weeks early, but I figure I'd get this out there sooner rather than later in case anyone wants to knit him a sweater. Ezio's birthday is on the 24th! He'll be thirty. Old. Never too old to have a surprise party though, right?

I'm thinking around 5PM on the big day, assuming we're not on the moon or battling mutant squid, obviously. It shouldn't be too hard to get him out so we can cover it in streamers and set up cake and whatever. I'll handle that stuff, so all I need is for you guys to show up.

Since it's Ezio, there will be wine. If you decide to BYOB, I hope you're ready to deal with the clean up. Let's not get too crazy, though.

That's about it! If you have any questions, or want to lend a hand, feel free to talk to me. I'm Stephanie, by the way.

Comments

Stephanie

[hellofist]

Is... mutant squid battling common, here?

[Cassandra Cain, focuses on the Important Parts.]

Cass

[secondchances]

Not yet. Anything is possible in this magical, crazy land.

Anyway, you have a very important mission on Ezio's birthday. Do you accept?

Stephanie

[hellofist]

Yes.

[Oh wait maybe she should have found out what the mission is first...]

Cass

[secondchances]

Awesome. I need you to keep Ezio busy on his birthday, until it's time for the surprise.

I'm sure it'll be easy.

Stephanie

[hellofist]

Can... probably do that, yes. Will ask for... more horse riding lessons.

Cass

[secondchances]

He'll be thrilled, I'm sure.

Stephanie

[hellofist]

[That's... one word for it.]

Think you'll need help? Lots to do, for just... one person.

Cass

[secondchances]

Yeah, probably. I'll see who volunteers. Otherwise, I can probably get Connor to lend a hand. [Serious baby Assassin is totally going to this surprise party, whether he wants to or not.]

Stephanie

[hellofist]

[Cass believes in your ability to convince Assassins of any size to do things, Stephanie.]

I believe in you. You're very convincing.

filter!!!!

[samson]

Wow, now that you said that, we're probably going to fighting a giant squid on the moon.

[secondchances]

Squid floating around in space... no thanks.

[samson]

Tentacles in zero gravity... ugh. Forget I said anything.

[Squiddly tendrils floating in the atmosphere...]

Anyway. Where are you gonna hold this party?

squiddly is now my favorite word

[secondchances]

Happily.

His place, naturally. I'm sure he won't mind, and he won't be difficult to get out of his room for decorating.

it's a good one

[samson]

And... are you gonna ask for volunteers to clean up the streamers and stuff when it's over?

[secondchances]

Are you volunteering?

[samson]

Pfft, are you kidding? I'm doing, like, the opposite of that.

[secondchances]

I figure I'll either take care of the mess, or tell Ezio it's modern day tradition to leave shimmery streamers in your room for a month after a surprise party.

dat filter

[psych0p0mps]

that is pretty old but hes been older :p

4ever

[secondchances]

No wrinkles or gray hair yet.

[psych0p0mps]

yes wrinkles and yes gray hair!
in fact i can think of no fewer than two separate occasions off the top of my head

[secondchances]

If you wanna give him a complex by bringing that up on his birthday, that's on you.

[psych0p0mps]

oh wait i forgot about holly peaks
so three separate occasions haha
and you know as a troll you could probably argue its my civic duty
the one downside is that i neglected to take any pictures when i had the chance

[secondchances]

I didn't take any pictures, either. You could just be like "Oh, is that a gray hair?" and watch him spend the rest of the night in front of a mirror.

[psych0p0mps]

oooor i could probably plant an actual gray hair on him if i wanted to

[secondchances]

Oh, that's cruel.

As his friend, I don't think I can encourage this... but I can forget hearing about this.