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Zelos Wilder ([personal profile] wilder) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2012-01-12 07:06 pm
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[Dictated]

Hi everyone! Since the journals all got a clean out, I think it's time we make a good guide for all the newcomers to help clear things up! And since I'm a charitable guy with a lot of time on my hands, I went ahead and did it!

THE NEWGUY'S NEWCOMER'S GUIDE TO PARADISA!

by the great Professor Zelos Wilder!


1. Welcome to Paradisa! It's a magic castle in a magic world away from yours! You got kidnapped here and you're stuck until the castle takes you home or we find a way out ourselves!

2. Yes magic and sentient castles exist, for you skeptics out there. You get used to it!

3. Everyone is supposed to get a loss! It can be a memory, item or ability! Though I haven't found my loss yet so it's possible that some of us are just too amazing to get one heh heh heh.

4. The castle can give you most things you wish for! Though that doesn't include weapons or giant things or people. We're still working on if it's has biases in stuff like the best bread ever!

5. That room you probably woke up in? Is your room during your stay! If you didn't wake up in a room, look on the doors for a nameplate!

6. The kitchen is on the first floor! Though you can ask the ghost servants for food so I'm still not sure why you'd go all the way down there to get food, but there you go! The clinic's on the second floor! And there's a library...somewhere!

7. Sometimes the castle does crazy stuff! If a person is acting really weird, it's called a loss! I couldn't tell you why it's called that and I think it's really confusing, but when you're in Paradisa you do as Paradisans do! If we go to a different place, that's a world change!

8. No one really knows what we're doing here or why we were picked or why people show up when they do, but I'm sure there's theories abound. I think personally the castle has good tastes- there are a lot of pretty looking people here!

9. Death only lasts two weeks here, but I haven't seen it for myself yet. Kiiinda hoping it doesn't happen that often that I'd have to put it to the test.

10. When you get sent home, your memories get wiped! So don't be surprised if you show up here and there's some beautiful hunny demanding where you've been. Just count yourself lucky that some darling lady has missed you so! Unless of course, her way of missing you is to be violent when you show up again. Also, time works kinda funny here so don't be surprised if your buddy is from the future or the past. It happens!

Well...that's all I can think of so far and ten is a nice number to leave off! But if you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask~!

[OOC: I'm...so sorry okay. SO SORRY]
checklist: (mud bath?)

[personal profile] checklist 2012-01-13 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ She was about to commend this guy for being helpful!

...And then she recognized his voice.

Never mind. Not commenting. ]
waterbends: (pic#1369667)

dictated

[personal profile] waterbends 2012-01-13 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
That's really.. nice, Zelos.
notanthea: (lidia)

dictated ]

[personal profile] notanthea 2012-01-13 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Amused. Someone thinks highly of himself.]

Helpful.
waterbends: (pic#1369677)

dictated

[personal profile] waterbends 2012-01-13 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Out of the goodness of your own heart, right?
checklist: (herp derp)

[personal profile] checklist 2012-01-13 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ OH. So he just joined a group of admitted-unicorn killers. That's so much better! ]

written... sort of

[personal profile] heliotroping 2012-01-13 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
[he was about to comment, then he saw the end comment on the hunnies

He'll just leave his pen hanging and the ink dropping]
ardor: ([Other] Ugh)

written;

[personal profile] ardor 2012-01-13 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Jerk.
triela: (Mischief)

[personal profile] triela 2012-01-13 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
[amused] If only I had a guide like this when I first arrived here. I had to hit the ground running.
notanthea: (victoire)

dictated ]

[personal profile] notanthea 2012-01-13 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Cute is not the word to attach to her, sweetheart.]

Mm. Very giving of you.
ardor: ([Serious] Stern)

[personal profile] ardor 2012-01-13 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
[And now all the I's in the guide are getting dotted with little hearts.]
triela: (Bored)

[personal profile] triela 2012-01-13 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
How long have you been in Paradisa, Mr. Wilder?
ardor: ([Anger] Huff)

[personal profile] ardor 2012-01-13 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh for the love of--!!

The journal shuts.]
triela: (Sigh)

[personal profile] triela 2012-01-13 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
I arrived a long time ago, but I only recently returned. The castle is a lot bigger than I remember.
notanthea: (maria)

dictated ]

[personal profile] notanthea 2012-01-13 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a brief pause as she considers what name to use. She's grown bored of Anthea by now.]

Amaranta.

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