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[hometutor]

[Reborn is sounding as normal as you'd think he would while talking over the journal, totally natural.]

Tsuna, I know you cry a lot but that doesn't mean you can keep my hat and Leon. Leon doesn't like to be cuddled with and that hat doesn't suit you at all.

[And totally unfiltered because Reborn is Reborn.]

Comments

[not_mafia]

Wha-- I wasn't cuddling with him!! And anyway, I thought you were going to come back and pick them up on your own! You know where I live, after all.

[hometutor]

Why should I when you know they were temporarily staying with you? Shouldn't you be the one to return them to me?

[not_mafia]

Because you always bother me anyway. Why don't you just come over already so I can give them back?

[hometutor]

Because you have my hat. And it's only good manners to return something that you borrowed when you're done with it.

THREADJACKS FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!

[heal_theworld]

[Martel had been watching the journal when she saw this. And couldn't help but to blurt out:]

...You gave your hat to Tsuna?

[And suddenly everything makes sense. And she can't help but start laughing because now she has proof of how much he cares about Tsuna. Reborn, you really should have filtered that.]

[hometutor]

[...........DAMN IT. He really should have.]

He was a cry baby, I had too.

[not_mafia]

[Tsuna starts when he sees Martel's reply, because somehow he'd automatically assumed the post was filtered.

... which means...]

You left this unfiltered?!

[DID YOU REALLY JUST OUT HIM AS A CRYBABY TO THE CASTLE AT LARGE? GODDAMNIT REBORN.]

[heal_theworld]

Because you can't stand to see anyone cry. [Sorry, Reborn, now she's going to tease a bit more.]

And you really should give him his hat back, Tsuna. You should have seen the hat I had to dispose of that he was wearing yesterday.

[hometutor]

No, he was being an embarrassment to his title, I can't allow that to happen. [...] And that was a perfectly good hat.

And what were you expecting, Tsuna, there's no shame in admitting you don't know the concept of borrowing someone's things.

[not_mafia]

It's not like I asked for it, jeez! You're impossible, Reborn...

And what the heck were you wearing that Martel had to get rid of it?

[heal_theworld]

[Martel doesn't say anything at that. Though she'll definitely have to ask Tsuna later exactly what happened.]

He was wearing a hat with a... thing printed it on it that was supposed to be like Leon. It looked more like a demon from Niflheim to me, so I got rid of it.

[hometutor]

[Yeah he's just moving on now.]

It was painted on, and it was supposed to act as Leon until Tsuna returned him to me. [B||||]

[not_mafia]

[I don't get these two at all... He groans at the implication, however.]

Fine, I'll bring them to you! [B((((((] Where do you want me to drop them off?

[wilder]

Hey hey, don't rush yourself! If they help you get through the night without crying, I'm sure Reborn can find another replacement hat!

[not_mafia]

[GODDAMNIT ZELOS]

It was the stupid castle's fault, okay!! [GROANS IN IRRITATION...]

[heal_theworld]

Reborn's choice in replacement hats leave something to be desired, actually. Unless he can actually choose one that doesn't make me want to kill it.

And what was the castle's fault, Reborn giving you his hat? [Give her all the details, Tsuna.]

[hometutor]

I'd much rather have the one Tsuna has claimed as his, I'll be able to keep it longer.

[Wise nodding over here.]

Tsuna, you're a cry baby normally, don't blame the castle for what you normally are.

[wilder]

Wow, fashion critics sure are harsh here.

[Destroying of clothing jeez grandma]

And sorry Tsunie, I know better about the crybaby thing too.

[not_mafia]

[To Martel:] Yes! [At Reborn:] Am not! [Zelos:] Shut up!! Ugh! Do you want me to bring your dumb hat or not, Reborn?!

[heal_theworld]

You didn't see the hat, Zelos. You would have wanted to get rid of it too.

[It looked like it was staring into her soul.]

...Or, alternatively, you could bring it and Leon to me. If you don't want to deal with Reborn.

[Martel knows this will probably not end in her favor, but she can try, right?]

[hometutor]

[Seriously, she just has no taste in his fashion guys.]

Or he may have approved of it's purpose, and let me keep it.

[GOSH MARTEL. And stop B|||]

...Or Tsuna could prove himself to not be a crybaby and return them to me properly. And prove he knows how to use his head when figuring out where I am too. [Gosh, Tsuna.]

[wilder]

I also wanna get rid of half of Lloyd's wardrobe, but I leave it alone. [a beat] I mean, unless you guys got a kind of relationship where that stuff's okay.

[IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN]

And heeey, don't tell me to shut up I only just got here! How cruel...

[not_mafia]

You're not even going to tell me where you are?! [An incredulous whine.] Maybe I should just give them to Martel!

... and what the heck are you going on about, Zelos?

[heal_theworld]

Well, if you mean that I steal his hats regularly, then I suppose you would be right. This is the first time I've ever gotten rid of one of his hats, though.

And I would be happy to take them off your hands, Tsuna. [As in, she is offering to take his hat. Right after she admitted she likes to steal them.]

[hometutor]

Only after insulting it, and you have to apologize to Leon by the way, Martel, I'm sure he'd take insult if he knew one of his possible ancestor look alike's image was destroyed because you called it a demon. [...he really did just say that.]

...And Tsuna, I'm in the castle. If you hand it over to Martel I make no promises about what time I wake you up for your training for the next month.

[wilder]

[Nope sorry Tsuna not gonna explain a thing to you!]

Ohhh, so that's the kind of relationship it is...

[not_mafia]

You're probably going to beat me up when I come meet you anyway! And how was I supposed to know you were at the castle?

[He whines miserably. How did he ever get stuck in a situation like this...?]

Someone save me...

[heal_theworld]

[Martel is more amused than annoyed by this, because really now.] Really, Zelos. Don't you have much better things to do than speculate on your kind old grandmother's relationships? Whatever they may be to whomever.

And I think that you have to apologize to Leon for even comparing him to something like that. Leon is a cute chameleon, not a skeletal rat-demon with lightning wings.

[hometutor]

[Oh that's new information about Zelos, Reborn just hops on it however, already putting more pieces together.] Well Martel, it's only proper he asks, considering he is family. Family is important.

[...Okay time to get off the mentor speech on Family Importance(tm) and back to teasing!]

By starting at the castle and then looking, Tsuna. [B}] And it wasn't a skeletal rat-demon, it was a dragon.

[wilder]

Yeah! What Reborn said! [he'd tease about Reborn being the new grandpa, but considering their conversation the other day he'll hold back]

[not_mafia]

[okay yeah whatever he's just going to ignore the martel/reborn/zelos side of this conversation now]

Fine! I'll go to the castle. But if you're not on the first floor or something, I'm leaving them with Martel and going home.

[heal_theworld]

Family is important. [She concedes.] But still, no need to tease about it. You might scare him off.

[And now she's teasing Reborn and Zelos and really, they are the worst.]

That was not a dragon. I know what dragons look like and that was not it. And you know where I am, Tsuna. If you can't find him.

[And then he'll have to get it back from her.]

[hometutor]

[....You know what, he's just going to not even ask which one may be scared off.]

You know where my room is, Tsuna. If you leave them with Martel, you're run around the city will be doubled, as will your training for the next month. [...] Including your time with Colonnello.

And you don't know what dragons look like in my world, you can't say that's not what they look like.

[wilder]

[Oh, he knows which one she means; a SIGH] Fine fine, I'll be quiet.

Tsunie, you better listen to your teacher.

[not_mafia]

Eeeeeeeh?! You can't be serious!! I'm going, I'm going! [SOB, SO WHIPPED...]

[heal_theworld]

[Well, that answered that question which one she doesn't want scared off. Grandma needs to have her Handsome Young Male Friends.

And a sigh. Well, it was worth a try.]

...Well, there's always other chances. You had better take the hat and Leon to Reborn, Tsuna. [Before he gets any grumpier because Tsuna has his hat.]

[hometutor]

[...Really Martel. Really.]

Good. [And a sigh.] And Martel, what were you planning to do with Leon? After spending so much time with Tsuna, he needs a chance to reover from his trauma.

[Of Tsuna's horrible sleeping positions.]

[heal_theworld]

[Martel is mildly offended by that question.] What did you think I was going to do with him? Either he could have sat on your hat, or on one of my many floor plants until you came to collect him.

[whistles_the_blues]

Maybe he wants to cuddle the hat? It wont fight back.

[hometutor]

My chameleon who calls it home will however, if he cuddles to hard.

[whistles_the_blues]

He'd best be careful then. I certainly wouldn't be a fan of having my home crushed.

[hometutor]

Neither would I, and Leon has ways of defending himself that could take even Tsuna off guard. [Not that it's really difficult to do but...]

[whistles_the_blues]

Well it sounds like in this case he probably has it coming.

ACTION!!

[not_mafia]

[Tsuna eventually makes it up to the seventh floor, carrying Reborn's fedora in his hands with Leon on the rim, blinking up at him. He gives a disgruntled sigh as he steps out of the elevator.]

I seriously don't get him, Leon. I mean, why did he even give you and his hat to me in the first place?

[It seemed really strange, the more he thought about it. Reborn never went anywhere without either his hat or Leon, and yet, he'd handed them off to Tsuna so easily, when he was just a child? What if he'd lost them?

He thinks about how he'd tugged the brim of the fedora after Reborn had put it on his head and said "Rebon!", clearly imitating the man. A furious blush comes to his face, and he throws back his head with a whine.]

Jeez, that guy...!

[He sighs as he comes up to the door.]

And making me come up all the way here, too... he'd better be here.

[He knocks at the door.]

Reborn?

[hometutor]

[Have your mopey moment, Tsuna, Reborn will just wait for you until you know. Yup.

And because he can't open the door at his present form he just hollers at him.]

I'm here, Tsuna. Doors unlocked.

[not_mafia]

[This seems too easy... he hesitatingly opens the door, not sure what to expect.

He starts at the room inside. Everything was so neat and orderly... it reminded him of a lobby area of a doctor's place, or maybe the office of his principal...]

...not like my room at all.

[He mutters to himself, then looks around for the tiny tutor.]

I, uh, have your hat and Leon... [obviously]