Team Tembo: Day one

[sparednothing]

[By now you should have already woken up to your surroundings. Your camp is in the jungle, surrounded by tents, vehicles and cages full of dinosaurs. Wander around, check out the armoury, wonder why there are a bunch of dinosaurs in cages, or get yourself a tent]

[[ooc: The camp | Pick a tent | The dinosaurs | Roland Tembo | Day One OOC post | Plot Hub]]

Comments

[originalcopy]

[Clearly she should be shooting for it's face. Or, she could go the pointy stick route.]

About as smart as it is good looking too.

[i_got_this]

[She's frustated, not an idiot.]

God can you even imagine what it would be like if these things could actually think?

[originalcopy]

[Are you implying he's an idiot?]

Uh, we'd be in for a shit ton of trouble?

Hell, just having something this size and stupid I'm sure is dangerous enough. Big, strong and stupid is a combination made for fucking shit up.

[i_got_this]

[Pretty much.]

Y'know, I think I'm much more comfortable with them in cages than running free. At least there's a little bit of safety there.

[originalcopy]

[Yeah, alright... he's kind of an idiot.]

No kidding. Still, it doesn't look all that dangerous other than being really big. I don't think it has any teeth.

[He leans in a bit closer to get a better look.]

[i_got_this]

[South shifts back slightly, letting him get ensconced with what he's doing, and then she jabs him in the side with her pistol to startle him, hopefully. ]

[originalcopy]

[There is definitely something unfriendly about the big ugly beast. He's too busy looking at the beady dark eye to notice South.]

Ah! Jesus Fuck!

[He jumps and turns, bumping into the cage and making the occupant snort and rumble in protest.]

[i_got_this]

[South just dissolves into raucous laughter. Win!]

[originalcopy]

Augh, you rotten fucking bitch!

Not funny.

[Ok, it was a little funny. It would have been funnier if it had been done to someone else.]

[i_got_this]

Dude you jumped like five feet into the air.

[originalcopy]

I did not... I just, hopped a little. Don't exaggerate.

[He doesn't sound convinced by his own words. Terrible liar is terrible.]

[i_got_this]

Yeah, right. You nearly wet your pants.

[originalcopy]

Oh, fuck you.

[He'd mention that it's physically impossible but well...]