four truffula stumps

[shortishandbossy]

[yo Paradisa, there's a very short orange creature with a mustache trying to reach the door to the fridge in the kitchen. 

what do.]

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[xss]

[>stare

well there's been... no short supply of weird things in this place so...]

D...Do you need any help...?

[whistles_the_blues]

[Well there's a robot kid with weird hair and sunglasses watching from the other side of the kitchen. Why exactly is he there when he has no need to eat? Well that's anyone's guess.]

[wolfchild]

Did you try standing on something?

[ snark picks the little girl with the wolf bigger than her. ]

[slayswalruses]

[Sup Lorax, there's a wolf who's come wandering into the kitchen.

He'll stop a few feet away while trying to figure out what the heck you are. When Toboe thinks you aren't paying attention, he'll try to sneak closer.]

[shortishandbossy]

[He only grunts and keeps swiping at the fridge. Maybe he'll get it after a few more tries...]

[shortishandbossy]

What're you lookin' at?

[shortishandbossy]

Don't need to. I'll get it. [He won't.]

[shortishandbossy]

[Oh, hey, it's another animal. He's too busy trying to grasp that handle to care at the moment, really.]

[whistles_the_blues]

Whatever you are.

Having trouble?

[xss]

[Chihiro stares at it for a while before softly padding over and just.... reaching out for the fridge handle, intending to open it just a tad

She understands the frustrations of being a shorty ok]

[wolfchild]

On a stool.

[ but she doesn't particularly care enough to offer help. she strolls to the freezer to pick out steaks. ]

[compromisedarrow]

[And have one archer who has finished jogging and is waiting, slightly impatiently, to get at one of the gatorades in aforementioned fridge.]

You're forming a queue, ya know.

[shortishandbossy]

[The Lorax stops and turns, giving the other an almost embarrassed look before stepping aside.]

Fine, have at it.

[shortishandbossy]

[He stops pawing and lets out a defeated sigh. It sucks being his size sometimes.]

Thanks.

[compromisedarrow]

[Walking up, opening the fridge with noticeable ease, and leaving it open for the orange guy.

He's not even going to say anything about how weird this all is.]

You know there's stools, right? [Barton gestures to one with his bottle before opening it and drinking.]

[shortishandbossy]

I'm the Lorax, and no, I got it.

[hop hop, grab, miss, repeat]

[shortishandbossy]

Don't need one.

[He gives her a look, pausing his jumping for a moment. Kids.]

[silent_guardian]

[Hello short orange creature. There is a short golden man floating into the kitchen, yawning broadly. He stops and waves when he sees the other person already in the room]

[whistles_the_blues]

The Lorax, huh?

[He's still watching, not getting up.]

I can see that, good job.

[wolfchild]

Are you hopping for joy then?

[ standing on tiptoes, she puts the meat in the sink. she lets the water run so it can thaw some. ]

[xss]

[it's ok she understands... well kind of anyway even she's not that small] You're welcome.

I-If you need any other help don't be afraid to ask...

[slayswalruses]

[He's clearly not human, so Toboe doesn't feel the need to hide the fact that he can talk.]

Do you need some help with that?

[deductiongeek]

[Conan is watching this with some bemusement. He could sympathize with the pain of being short, considering he had been stuck being three feet tall for the past three years. On the other hand, he didn't have much patience for people who ignored obvious solutions.

After a few moments of this Conan gets off his chair and starts pushing it over to the refrigerator.]

Oi. Try standing on this.

[shortishandbossy]

Mhmm. [He'll open it all the way and start rummaging around the bottom layer of the fridge because haha he's still short]

[shortishandbossy]

Yes, the Lorax. I speak for the... plants. [Damn his loss. Okay, maybe a stool is a good idea. He grumbles and eventually moves to get one, trying not to feel like an idiot.]