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[isbritishgov]

[The entry is written, nice, neat handwriting.]

[Filtered away from those with innocent minds]

It has come to my attention that a dominatrix of particular note has come to reside in the castle. If one has a particular interest in her skills I would seek out Sherlock Holmes.

Though I would not ask for practical information, as I fear even her talents, would be lacking in attempting to persuade him to take part in that. However if she has I would be particularly interested in hearing how she came to do such a thing.



[This filter is written in some time later after the first part.]

[John Watson]

I do apologize for the trouble Sherlock may have caused you after that, particularly trying weekend.

[It's a start.]

((ooc: AND OPEN over the journal. Free for thread jacking for that first filter as Mycroft's really just looking to cause trouble. Who can see that is up to you as well.))

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Dictated forever

[onlyanapple]

...

Wow. I didn't know he had it in him. It's always the quiet, weird ones, isn't it? If he doesn't take part, I guess that means he's the sort who likes to watch. Maybe that's why he follows John around all the time.

...It all makes sense now.

[confidente]

What? [ WHAT. ]

[atrophied]

Definitely.

So we've got the sub, the voyeur and now the dominatrix to complete the power trio. Wonder what his safe word is. Can't be anything medical or the castle would have him talking about bees.

Written forever

[isbritishgov]

He may, find it particularly interesting to, stoke the fires one could say in this regard.

Perhaps this is why John is single?

[Mycroft Holmes;]

[confidente]

[ He replies to this after spending a good few minutes laughing at this post. And most likely being glared at for laughing. ]

...Are you feeling alright, Mycroft?

[John Watson]

[isbritishgov]

[Now that he's had his laughs, he's actually talking.]

Perfectly alright John, merely insuring you survived the inevitable fall out from that time.

dictated;

[formersocialite]

Is there any specific reason as to why you're sharing this with us?

filter; written

[isbritishgov]

[Is because he's a massive troll a good enough reason?]

I have noticed that there has been an interest in such activities, I thought it my civic duty to inform the residents of such a person being in the castle.

[themistress]

[SOMEONE SOUNDS PLEASED.] Oh, is there another one? How fun!

Written; lmao

[isbritishgov]

[Oh. OH. THIS COULD BE FUN.]

Indeed a woman by the name Irene Adler. Perhaps you and her, could attempt to, persuade Sherlock into such an act?

I think you both would find it a particularly challenging thing.

Mistress

[assassino]

[amused]

So I'm allowed to have more than one mistress, then?

[Dictated]

[modernholmes]

Oh? It seems my neighbor has some strange acquaintances.

[Dictated]

[wilder]

Dude, aren't you like...eleven?

Why the hell are you on this filter?

[written; forever]

[isbritishgov]

Neighbor? Then I believe you should be particularly careful, her activities can lend themselves to the loud side.

[notanthea]

[ Laughing. Laughing a lot. For her at least. ]

[The woman who is his assistant]; dictated

[isbritishgov]

[And that totally has him grinning. For him at least.

At least someone can get amusement out of this besides him.]

I do believe this shall keep my brother occupied as you and I attempt to learn more about events, the, Adler woman has mentioned.

[Because that's really also a good reason for this. Not because he wants to harass Sherlock nope :|]

[chastise]

[She just sounds oh so very amused. Why bother disguising her identity with writing? She wasn't planing it to be a secret, this just...accelerates things a bit]

My, isn't this a rather nice calling card you've created for me.

[And a glowing recommendation to boot]

[Irene Adler]

[isbritishgov]

[Considering there's only so many people that could know who she was and what she did here, he sees little reason to hide it to her himself.]

You should I believe find your services in particular need as time goes on. [To better keep you away from Sherlock of course.]

[notanthea]

I should hope you're not overwhelmed by the sudden influx of business this may net, Miss Adler.

[arealwoman]

And I was starting to wonder if he'd been making the whole thing up.

Irene Adler?

[assassino]

You're this dominatrix, then?

[wilder]

[He snorts; amused]

Bathroom stalls just don't advertise well enough anymore, huh?

filter; written

[isbritishgov]

Not when everyone in the castle at large has access to their own bathroom.

[save_the_souls]

Ah-

[Allen's used to the idea that every legendary figure isn't quite like the stories portray. Robin Hood is kinda a dork (an awesome dork!!!), King Arthur is..well a bit of a brat, Jesus is a huge nerd...]

[Though this one definitely takes the cake as far as weird quirks go]

Nngh- [And since Allen is a gentleman, after another shuddering noise he is shutting that journal SO fast. So gross.]

Action (which happens to be caught by the journal because I'm terrible) ]

[impetuous]

[ Gwaine looks over from his own open journal when he hears Allen's shut. ]

Hey, Allen? What's a dominatrix?

[arealwoman]

Why would we ask him for information on her if he's not going to know much?

[isbritishgov]

I said to my knowledge he has no practical knowledge. He just may that I do not have.

[ Mycroft ]

[workaphilic]

[He just watches this, for the most part. He refuses to put anything public in the journal, won't even deign to listen to the comments people would inevitably send his way.

When he does finally speak, his tone is entirely even. Or, it would seem that way to anyone who isn't Mycroft. There's only so much masking you can do when you're LIVID.]

Bravo, Mycroft. And you call me the childish one.

[Sherlock]

[isbritishgov]

[He was waiting for this really. Because that was the whole point, to get a reaction out of him. And he can tell, really, just what Sherlock is doing, how he's feeling.

And honestly? It does not seem at all childish to him. Well not so much in the scheme of things in them being brothers really.]

Childish? I merely thought you may be, willing to answer questions pertaining to her, considering she had your housecoat. It seemed the perfect opportunity to have you perform, a civic duty to the castle.