9th elevator-Written/Voice

[honeytoes]

Name	Event	Ammount
Mark Hunter	Ancient ruin world change	10
Gary Sitterson	Japan world change	30
Barney Stinson	Water turns to Jello	10
Spike	Water world	30
	Total	80

[ Good evening Paradisa. Gary would like to address the results of his first ever betting pool. So this table will be appearing on the journal network.]

Ok so nobody had down dinosaurs...that means that everybody is entitled to refund. Unless...I don't know do you guys feel like keeping it interesting?

I propose a rollover...you know like they do with the lottery back home? You guys will get the chance to keep your ammount in the pot if you fancy chancing it again and the board will once again be open to bets on the first event of the month.

Sounds good right?...bigger money?

Let me know what you guys think.

Comments

dictated;

[gottaknockhard]

[Jello... That may have been the best guess.]

I guess that would help the odds of getting one right.

dictated;

[honeytoes]

It's human nature...the bigger the number the bigger the temptation seems.

So are you making a guess for this month?

dictated;

[gottaknockhard]

I'll have to give this one more thought. I wasn't even close.

dictated;

[honeytoes]

In your own time champ.

dictated;

[gottaknockhard]

Yeah, we'll see.

[mal_addict]

You know, sure, fuck it, why not. I'll put 20 on there being an invasion of something small and harmless.

We haven't had that for a while.

[honeytoes]

Sold.

What was the last one like?

[mal_addict]

The last invasion? I think it was those little marshmallow sweets. The ones shaped like chicks? They're an Earth thing.

[honeytoes]

Peeps...man they're awesome.

They're like my favourite break time snack.

[mal_addict]

Yeah, that#s the name. We don't have them in my world.

[honeytoes]

That's a shame...you're missing out on a taste delight.

Although wait...do vampires even eat sweets on your world?

[mal_addict]

We can do if we wish. I suppose some might even transfer onto them if they really want to. I've never been a big fan, though.

[honeytoes]

Transfer? Oh you mean substitute it for blood.

I had a friend from accounting who tried to give up smoking by transferring on to chocolate. Big mistake...by the end she looked like a giant boulder of flab.

[mal_addict]

That's right. It's what we do. Some of us, anyway.

[Maladict chuckles] That's why I picked coffee. Sure, I don't sleep a lot, but that's a small price to pay.

[honeytoes]

[He laughs.]

Coffee is the drink of winners. Can't start my day properly without it.

[mal_addict]

Thank you! Some people really don't get that. Honestly, it's the best thing yo could transfer to.

[honeytoes]

...Has anybody told you you're actually quite cool for a vampire?

Sure you're pedantic and snarky but that I can dig.

[mal_addict]

Awww, Gary, that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

[honeytoes]

Never let it be said I can't sweet talk with the best of them.

[mal_addict]

Would you like a little prize for it?

[honeytoes]

Totally...make it nice and classy yeah?

Like a small golden figure or something.

[mal_addict]

Okay, but don't come crying to me when you find out it's faked gold. A girl isn't made of money you know.

[Untrue, but she left her fortune when she joined the army, such is life]

[honeytoes]

Hey it's the thought that counts as my old aunt used to say.

[mal_addict]

Thoughts can count for so much.

[eat_me_beat_me]

How 'bout 10 on the castle being filled with something weird?

[honeytoes]

The castles always been filed with something weird...it's called the residents.

[He laughs.]</i. Sorry couldn't resist...no probs hun.

[eat_me_beat_me]

Oooo okay yeah that was a good one. [She laughs]

Clearly you weren't here the Easter the castle filled with Peeps.

[honeytoes]

Aww man that actually happened?

I love those little guys...they're kind of partly responsible for my current body shape.

[eat_me_beat_me]

Yyyyyyep. Last year, I think. It was crazy. Like a few people got covered in 'em and couldn't get out.

[honeytoes]

Wow...I don't even want to think about what my figure would have been like afterwards.

...That sounded a lot more manly in my head.

[eat_me_beat_me]

Yeah? Because it sounded really girly once it came out of your mouth.

[honeytoes]

At least you can't say I'm not in touch with my feminine side.

[eat_me_beat_me]

Yes but there's such a thing as being too in touch, you know.

[honeytoes]

Well I tell you what...when I start calling myself Mrs Buttercup and wearing pink flowery dresses you can be the one to help talk me out of it ok?

[eat_me_beat_me]

It's a deal. Repeat after me: "Just say no to floral print!"

[honeytoes]

Just say no to floral print!

Because everybody knows it leads to a downward spiral of drink, drugs and country music!