xliii λ batman

[assassino]

Today, I am Batman.

[A laugh...]

Comments

[secondchances]

[This is a nightmare. Stephanie pinches herself.]

No.

[assassino]

Yes!

[secondchances]

No, no. No no no. No.

[hellofist]

You... what?

[assassino]

I am Batman!

[hellofist]

[SO MANY FEELINGS.]

That must... be weird, for you. Like the cape?

[onlyanapple]

Try not to get rabies.

[assassino]

Rabies? What, pray tell, is that?

[onlyanapple]

It's a disease bats carry. It'll make you foam at the mouth.

[princelyspirit]

Batman? That sounds more like a goofy action hero than an actual person. Though, I guess it could be worse - imagine what it would be like getting stuck as, I don't know, Worm Man or something like that.

[assassino]

[He chuckles.]

I suppose there are worse animals to dress up as... As you said, worms, pigeons, rats...

[princelyspirit]

Or the dreadful, fearsome Fish Man. But seriously, everyone else I've seen has been dressed up as somebody from around the castle. Does this mean that this Batman guy is lurking around somewhere?

[waterproofed]

Dude, you're not supposed to tell anybody. That's the first rule.

[assassino]

Ah, I was not aware! What other rules should I be aware of?

[waterproofed]

Mostly you just keep your identity a secret.

[lara_the_explorer]

You should say that in a gravely voice no one understands.

[assassino]

[He does as suggested, dropping his voice and growling playfully:]

Oggi, io sono Batman!

[lara_the_explorer]

[A laugh and clapping could be heard]

Bravo! You'll make the actors who played him in the movies a run for their money.

[whistles_the_blues]

That's a pretty tacky name for a robot master. You should try something like Shade Man.

[assassino]

Fuck that, I work in the dead of the night, where there is no shade to cast!

[whistles_the_blues]

Still sounds better than Bat Man. That and you could be under a street lamp, then you'd be casting the shade. See, Shade Man, right there.

ACTIONNNNNNN

[molotov]

[Oh, are you? Well, today, Molotov is someone just as sneaky.

So maybe he doesn't notice her stalking him, since every time he turns around, she sits down on a bench with some guys.]

[assassino]

[She's got the clothes, but clothes don't give one the ability to move completely unseen. That, of course, is a skill, and one that requires proper attire, at that... if only the Animus could render it better ;)

Ezio chuckles, not about to miss a certain someone in an outfit that leggy or cleavage-baring. But he'll let her have her fun, see what she's up to –– will she try to shank him? On he walks!]

[ensorceler]

Batman?

[ Heard Cassandra talk about him and...what. ]

[assassino]

The one and only.

[Not really, haha.]