Dictated

[schrodingersghost]

 Somehow, it just figures.

I finally get back to normal after spending WAY too many days as a doll, and I get stuck in armor. Plastic Armor. And a helmet with a visor. Which I can't see through.

By the way? I really don't recommend the doll thing. My mouth still tastes like cotton.

Has anyone figured out how to get out of these costumes? I can't even get this helmet off, and I can barely see a thing.

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[whistles_the_blues]

Need a hand getting around? I can see just fine, but these foam muscles just get in the way of everything.

[...Well, he's awfully cheery about this.]

[schrodingersghost]

Yeah, I could probably use some.

Um, Blues? Are you okay? You sound a little different today.

[whistles_the_blues]

Where are you? I'll see what I can do.

I've been getting that a lot the last couple days. I'm good as far as I can tell.

[schrodingersghost]

My room.

You sound kind of... happy?

[whistles_the_blues]

I'll be there soon.


...And yeah, why wouldn't I?

[schrodingersghost]

You're usually more... grumpy?

[whistles_the_blues]

...That's ridiculous.

[schrodingersghost]

And irritable?

[whistles_the_blues]

Huh. Really? Grumpy and irritable?

[schrodingersghost]

And not very talkative?

[whistles_the_blues]

You must have caught me on a really bad day then.

[waterproofed]

So one loss on top of another? Tough break.

[schrodingersghost]

Looks like it. Not that I can see anything right now.

[waterproofed]

But it's plastic, right? So can't you bend it or something?

[schrodingersghost]

I've tried. I can bend it, but I can't get it off. And I can't phase through it either.

Who even makes ghost proof plastic robot armor?

[waterproofed]

Ghost proof. That's really weird.

[schrodingersghost]

It keeps happening, and it sucks.

[waterproofed]

When is it not weird?

[schrodingersghost]

Um, never?

[this kid] (mocking him would be easier if he knew his name)

[madetosin]

You poor thing.

[that guy] they'll get around to introductions eventually

[schrodingersghost]

Go away. [Oh great, not that guy again.]

[this kid] (or maybe it will just be anonymous banter and stabbings forever)

[madetosin]

Not unless you have the power to ban me from the journals.

[that guy] Danny will just have to call him the fruitloop creep

[schrodingersghost]

You are such a creep.

[whiny ghost child]

[madetosin]

So you've mentioned before. Do you possibly have any new material? [This is where a mock yawn would go if this were in person]

[Fruitloop]

[schrodingersghost]

Why? Will you leave me alone if I do?

[obnoxious ice kid]

[madetosin]

I had no immediate plans in that regard. [Meaning no]

[Jerk]

[schrodingersghost]

What is your issue!

[silly boy]

[madetosin]

What do you mean?

[Creep. With three E's]

[schrodingersghost]

You just keep showing up and poking at me! What do you want from me!

[staggeringego]

I'll keep that in mind next time I consider living my life as a doll.

[schrodingersghost]

Heres a tip. Don't.

[staggeringego]

Where's the fun in that though?

[schrodingersghost]

You think this is fun?

[staggeringego]

Could be. I've never really tried.

[schrodingersghost]

You have a weird idea of fun.