paradisa | First Temptation ♆ Not in Kansas anymore [accidentally dictated/action]

[Meg suddenly feels a jolt and finds herself spiraling through a vortex that seems impossibly large, yet claustrophobic at the same time. It is pitch black, cold, and dry. Thin, odorless air whips past her in all directions at varying breakneck speeds. She imagines that if she could lose consciousness, she would certainly be knocked out by now, but instead she just tenses, waiting. After what could very well have been seconds or years, she feels another jolt and the void is replaced instaneously with a softly lit, lavishly decorated ballroom - the cool parquet floor of which she is now face down on. She rolls her eyes and pushes herself up.]

Nice, Crowley. What in the actual fuck is this supposed to be? Miss Scarlet in the ballroom with the candlestick? Come on, you can do better than- what?!

[Meg sniffs and wrinkles her nose. No sulfur?]

This... this isn't hell. [Her voice drops to a low whisper and her eyes widen as she runs her hand along the wall.] This isn't even earth. [She chuckles to herself] And there's no damn way I'm in heaven.

[Meg cautiously approaches an open door and hears voices from down the hall. Curiosity gets the best of her and she calls out.]

Hello?

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The king of... um, what? Isn't the king of hell like... Hades?

[Meg raises an eyebrow and chuckles.]

Not so much. Try a crossroads demon that got too big for his britches after the apocalypse went haywire. Who are you talking about?

Edited 2013-07-21 02:40 (UTC)

I was talking about Crowley. He's... he's really bad-ass. Not some shmuch. [see, Crowley? He can talk you up]

So... not a power-hungry, torture-happy, lucky-the-leprechaun kind of guy? But... a demon? [she shrugs] Must not be talking about the same Crowley.

Well, can't there be more than one Crowley out there?

Of course, but if you knew the one I do your first concern would be making sure he's not on the same plane of existence, catch my drift?

And if he were here, he'd be dealing with all the stupid stuff right along with the rest of us.

[She narrows her eyes] What kind of stupid stuff? From where I'm standing this is a pretty massive improvement.

Edited 2013-07-21 16:36 (UTC)

That's 'cause we're in Tokyo right now. You missed our trip to outer space and dino land.

Damn, should have checked my calendar and escaped torture a bit sooner.

Right? Who doesn't want a trip to dino land?

Seriously. Just like Mesozoic Park, but real. How insane would that be?

Close. The place was called Jurassic Park.

[She would know that haha, I just thought we had to use alternate names for references! lol]

Just testing you. [She winks.] Gotta make sure you're on the level.

Edited 2013-07-22 02:58 (UTC)

[no, you're right, Percy's just being a derp]

I am totally on the level. Except I don't know your name yet. Mine's Percy.

[Hehe Meg is going to have to get creative since random references are like 80% of her dialogue XD]

I'm Meg. I'm a demon, but I'm kinda good. What's your story?

Oh. You know. Teenage boy living in evil castle. Been here three years now.

Damn. I'm getting the sense I should get used to it here.

That's a pretty safe assumption to make.

Well then, guess I better go find a place to set up camp.

Have fun.

Will do! Catch ya later, homeslice.

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