Nepeta: Take up statistics.

[rogueofheart]

[In an effort to better understand why her friends and/or other SGRUB/SBURB players leave or arrive and hopefully come up with a way to tell when they will return next, Nepeta has spent the last few hours digging through her journals, both old and new.

She's left with a set of numbers that predict nothing.

When she's finished, she huffs and drops her pen onto her journal.]

Well that didn't do what I thought it would.

Comments

[wagers]

Pretty sure his form of arguing entails hiding behind those lame glasses and faking a passive look while he prattles off non sequitur!

[rogueofheart]

[Another giggle!]

It's too bad Dave took the title, beclaws I'm pretty sure that I don't need a list to tell me that Gamzee is a loser as well.

[wagers]

Don't even get me started on that one!

[rogueofheart]

You know what? Maybe you're right. This list thing is kind of dumb after all. I don't want to know when some of these people come back.

[wagers]

That's the spirit!

Now let's get over our bitter run in a fucked up castle with some strawberry ice cream! [tw: sarcasm]

[rogueofheart]

Yeah!

[Paws Pause.] Can we actually get ice cream though? That sounds really good right now.

[goingrogue]

Can I get ice cream? I want ice cream! I'm inviting myself along for ice cream.

[wagers]

OH MY GOD.

[rogueofheart]

Yeah! Vwiskers, let's fur serious get ice cream! You can get any flavor you want!

[goingrogue]

Yesssss! Ice cream, let's go! You can even have 8 scoops if you want, Vriska.

[wagers]

I can't hold all that ice cream!

[rogueofheart]

That's why you eat it instead!

[goingrogue]

Besides, that's what you have us for! We can help you hold it while you eat it!

[wagers]

I don't want to eat that much ice cream! What if I get brainfreeze and die?! Would you enjoy that?

[rogueofheart]

Nooo! Don't eat that much!

[goingrogue]

You're not gonna die from that much ice cream. C'mon, I bet you can do it. In Vriska can't do it, no one can!

[wagers]

It's not even that hot outside!

[rogueofheart]

It doesn't need to be a certain temperature to enjoy ice cream. Now you're just making excuses!

[goingrogue]

For serious! C'mon Vriska! Ice cream. How could you not want ice cream? Eight delicious, heaping scoops of it. You can even get them all in different flavors. Oh em gee, now I almost want eight scoops...!!!

[wagers]

Why don't we just... I don't know, share?

[rogueofheart]

As long as I get some ice cream I don't care how many scoops we get!

[wagers]

[Tch.] Why don't we just get a tub each and watch some of Karkat's shitty romcoms while we're at it?