11th elevator-Written/voice

[honeytoes]

NAME	EVENT	AMMOUNT
Mark Hunter	Ancient Ruin world change	10
Gary Sitterson	Japan world change	30
Barney Stinson	Water turns to Jello	10
Spike	Water world	30
Maladict	Invasion of small things	20
Nora Diniro	Invasion of something weird.	10
	Total	110

[Well this was akward...he'd actually won his own betting pool. On a technicallity no less.

Gary had been busy trying to drum up interest on the rollover that he'd forgetten to change his event entry on the whiteboard. Of all the sheer dumb luck.

Still a win was a win, and the ammount for the first pool was actually pretty alright.]

So uhh since I didn't change my entry during the rollover from june I guess the winner of the first ever Paradisa betting pool and one hundred and ten Caisos is this sexy bitch right here.

Just goes to show folks...sometimes the simple ideas can get the job done

Anyway...well played everybody.

Comments

[gottaknockhard]

[Wow... That's actually a little unsettling.]

How about that.

[honeytoes]

I know right...what are the odds?

[gottaknockhard]

You're not a psychic, are you?

[honeytoes]

No just a lucky motherfucker.

Or unlucky...depending upon how you look at it.

[gottaknockhard]

We've been to worse places.

[honeytoes]

True.

That Event Horizon shithole springs instantly to mind.

[gottaknockhard]

[Well he walked right into that one.]

... I guess everyone should be careful what they put their money on.

[honeytoes]

My outlook has always been that if we're going to get fucked like cheap whores whilst we're staying he we should at least get financial benefits from it like they do.

[gottaknockhard]

That's one way to put it.

[whistles_the_blues]

[Have some incoherent grumbling over the journal. He had a bad time in japan and now partially holds you responsible for it.]

[honeytoes]

Hey I wouldn't get too down about it...there's always next time.

[whistles_the_blues]

Not annoyed about the contest itself. Annoyed that someone actually guessed that would happen.

[honeytoes]

Not too fond of the Japanese?

[whistles_the_blues]

Not fond of this place changing what I am.

[honeytoes]

I don't know how long you've been here buddy but that's the way the game is played.

All you can do is just suck it up, get on with it and maybe even make a quick buck from it...like I just have.

[Alll the smugness.]

[whistles_the_blues]

I know that, doesn't mean I have to enjoy it.

[honeytoes]

[He sighs.]

So come one then...what did the castle change you in to?

[whistles_the_blues]

A human.

[A really sick one.]

[honeytoes]

Aw come on...we're not that bad.

Well ok we're mostly not that bad.

[whistles_the_blues]

Hmph. I don't have a problem with them personally. I just didn't like being one.

[honeytoes]

[Ugh man this guy was whiner then Ronald the intern...and that was saying something.]

Then just think of it as an education...life's not so perfect for us meatbags is it?

[whistles_the_blues]

An obvious one, but I suppose so.

[honeytoes]

Every silver lining kid.

So what are you usually?

[whistles_the_blues]

A Robot Master, A machine.

[honeytoes]

Ah right...so being all squishy and meaty was probably an adjustment for you.

[whistles_the_blues]

A little. A few hardware issues turned into other problems.

[honeytoes]

Such as?

[eat_me_beat_me]

[Nora circles her own name]

You spelled my name wrong, buttercup. Diniro. Two 'I's no E.

[honeytoes]

Oh ok my bad.

I'll send an apology fruit basket to your door...and maybe a handwritten note from madam buttercup herself.

[eat_me_beat_me]

You do that and I'll fucking frame it [she laughs]

[honeytoes]

And so you should...She doesn't hand them out to just anybody.

[eat_me_beat_me]

Oooooh I'm honored.

[honeytoes]

You better be missy.

[eat_me_beat_me]

[she laughs]

So, when's the next pool?

[honeytoes]

[He chuckles]

Well looks like somebody's got the gamblers itch.

I'm thinking of doing one in a few months time...best not to make it too regular, otherwise people will get bored and stop giving a shit over it.

[eat_me_beat_me]

[she laughs]

Hey it's something to do, here, right?

[honeytoes]

Exactly...it's some good old fashioned, legal all American fun.

Wait gambling here is legal right?

[eat_me_beat_me]

I don't see why not. It's not like we have any fucking legal system to speak of.

[honeytoes]

Well it never hurts to check.

Who knows what kind of fucked up shit it might have in mind for punishment if there was one?

[eat_me_beat_me]

They tried to have one a while back. There was a prison in the basement and everything. I got locked in it once when I was on a loss. It blowed. Obviously it didn't stick around.