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jade curtiss

006//Glasses Pushes//Action/Written

[Filter to Katara]

'I recall you tell me you'd learned a few new things on the piano. Care to join me in the music room and show me?'

[End Filter]

[Filter to Jorge]

'How about a little sparring match to test out how far my spells have come since I got them back?'

[End Filter]

[Filter to Five or Yuan]

'I was informed by Felix Harrowgate to speak with either of you about joining the Peace Patrol.'

[End Filter]

[After all the filters are out of the way, Jade sits down in the music room on the piano. For now, he feels like kicking back and relaxing and not writing or practicing his spells. So, he'll just open his journal and let everyone enjoy some music. He wished he could say it was completely accurate to the song, but almost everyone here wasn't from his world, so where he messed up wouldn't be noticed. And for all he could, this was the best at the piano he could be. Anything more challenging would put his fingers in knots and his head in circles. However, this was good enough and he was sure a little peppy tune wouldn't be negative to anyone.]

((OOC: Open to all over journals or in person in the Music Room!))

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'Oh, nothing to worry yourself about.'

"You-hey! Tell me! You... you don't just go and say something and then try to change the subject afterwards."

[Narrowing his eyes. At this point, Wheatley's stopped doing what he had been, focusing on that snark...guy. Good job Jade, you have his full attention.]

[He's so honored he's blushing.

Not really, but he's just smirking at his journal.]

'Oh, no, no, I won't waste your precious time.'

"W-Well, you're

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"W-Well, you're <b.already</b> wasting it mate. May as well go on and finish what you started."

[There is a pause for a moment, that's said with allll the sarcasm.]

"What is it!"

'Oh, no, I'm sure you're terribly busy, wrapped up in some extremely delicate project of monumental magnitude, given your vast intellect.'

[You take bait like a cat takes catnip.]

"..."

[...]

"OH FOR GOD'S SAKE J-JUST TELL ME."

[He's kind've sounds... whiny. It's not an outright whine, but the tone in his voice is subtle.]

'No need to raise your voice, Wheatley. Civility is the first step to being a gentleman.'

"N-now I know you're messing with me mate. I don't think you've got anything to even tell me. L-let's establish one little important detail."

[He massage the bridge of his nose, trying to keep level.]

"O-one. I'm not your friend, and two, I can't think of why on earth I'd want to be a gentleman to you. Unless you're a woman. Even then. I wouldn't.

So... so th-there."

'A man can be a gentleman to another without any underlying homosexuality. Unless you're just so interested in myself and my thoughts, Wheatley.

I'm terribly flattered.'

[And waiting.]

"W-What?"

[What is homosexuality.]

"You know for a fact mate that I'm not... interested in anything about you. You're the one who's always like "Ooooh Wheatley Ohhhh, please bother me" and...and whatnot. You're not fooling anyone, mate."

[That was a womans voice impression. You get nothing.]

'Oh my, do you want me to swoon over you, Wheatley?'

[Jade makes a face.]

'How disgusting'

[OH GOD BAHAHAJNJDNFXKJNEDFNJDKF LMFAO]

"...Wh-what? No!!! Oh my god... can you just- can you just go away?"

[...]

"I don't care where. Get some friends! Or- or go out more, get a human recreational hobby that doesn't invovle me. Jump out a window... or, oh! There are apartments... outside this castle! Great! Huh! Yeah, you can just move there... far away from here, where-where I- where i don't... don't even have to see you! Ever! It- it'd be great. And... and even better... you'll have space... and I'll get a peace of mind, win-win really."

[...]

"If not, Th-there's a clinic for nutjobs like you mate."

'Seeing as you're the one who wants to split it off, I don't see why I need to do such a thing. I don't want to deal with the hassle of moving. I'm much too old for such nonsense.

Why don't you find a nice little place outside of the castle? I'm sure some fresh air could really help your aggression issues.'

"..."

[There s a long pause and the sound of scribbling.}

"I'll consider it."

[The pencil suddenly snaps in half as he's writing.]

"I DON'T ...HAVE AGGRESSION ISSUES."

'I suppose the sound of your pencil snapping was all in my head, and the screaming you're presenting is just sensitive hearing?'

"I don't even know what you're talking about mate, so yes. That's exactly what I'm saying."

[He walks over to his desk, and sets the journal down. May as well do some notes on a few stuff while he listens to this douchebag talk without any real purpose]

"I don't get it mate. You either have something to say or you don't. I know you're beating around the bush just to mess with me, and you know what? Nice try, but it's uncreative and proof that you're just begging for attention. Like one of those little human children that they keep telling me I cant test on. Go...why don't you go... go on and...go "magic" up a mother or something."

'Says the one who contacted me first this time and was very insistent upon talking to me.'

['Go magic up a mother'? That was... Random, but Jade doesn't seem bothered by it, or at least he doesn't mention it.]

'As for messing with you, it's been incredibly successful and entertaining. Your reactions are simply hilarious. Alas, I do have things to do, so I must depart and leave you to your important work.'

[With that, the book closes.]

[There's a moment of silence, when wheatley is left to himself to consider the moment, when he suddenly realizes... HE NEVER ASKED WHAT JADE TOOK. Growling, he shouts into the journal]

"MATE!... H-hey! Hey you! Oh... oh- come on!"

[He sets it down, and looks around, hoping he'd respond EVENTUALLY. He had HARDCORE SCIENCE to work on. He'd have to know if Jade moved anything. At this, he'd multitask, tucking the journal under his arm and began to work on mixing some DANGEROUS corrosive chemicals.]

[In the end, Jade had stolen one thing. A small paper with a formula on it. Jade had been intrigued and when Luna had turned her back on him for a second (A terrible thing, really), the mischievous Colonel had simply and delicately pocketed the item.

However, at the moment, he was looking it over interestedly. While he could read it thanks to Paradisa's translations, Jade didn't really know what it was for, and so help him if he wasn't pricked by curiosity now and again.]

[It wouldn't be much. Complicated equations that were scribbled out in blue pen, which was scribbled out in red pen. But wait, was there something in this giant mess of penmarks...about portals? Portal devices? Maybe, it's sort of hard to read- his handwriting is atrocious.]

...

[Wheatley would leave jade alone for a little bit. Give him about an hour or so. It wasn't till then he REALIZED what it was that jade took. In the most flat of voices, he would growl and flip that journal open.]

"Okay mate. How's this. Let's-let's just make a deal how about that? A deal. A little deal, nothing big, just a little one. YOU GIVE ME MY NOTES, and we'll... just part separate ways. How's that? S-Sound's good?"

[Portal devices? That was interesting And it looked like something called '.pert.r.' was there, but Jade couldn't make out the full word. He for one had his curiosity piqued, and he tried to guess through the writing and scribbles about what all the equations were.

When the journal started talking again, the mute man looked at it a long moment, then moved to grab the item and flipped it open to write.]

'That's not a deal in my favor, I don't think.'

"Oh. Oh is that it? Well, what would you call a deal in your favor then eh? Don't think I don't know what it is that you are trying to do here. You-you and your... little obsession Well, you know what? Your-your little obsession has got to end. You're going to have to deal with the fact that I cannot stand you and-and move on. Just, just move on, not too hard, just a bit of acceptance here and there can go a long way. Anyway! Gi-give me my notes!"

[He's multitasking. As he's talking to jade, he's darting up and down his room, collecting little things in preparation for a new experiment.]

'Oh, but whatever shall I do without you to entertain me?'

[Jade's caught between giving Wheatley the paper and letting him be, or having a go at him and seeing just how angry the idiot could actually get. He reminded Jade of Dist, just Wheatley wasn't stalking after Jade. It was more Jade's search for entertainment that kept him commenting on Wheatley's little updates.]

"..."

[There's a long pause.]

"Oh I know! Youuuuu could, get real friends."

[He says that a bit cheerfully.]

'Impossible. I don't have that capacity.'

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never fixing that bold. Neverrrrrrrrr.

It's fine It's fine. Don't be a perfectionist 8D

Accept my flaws. xD

I fullay accept them as long as you accept mine |D;;

Deaaaal!! >:0

|D;;

Jendjfnwekfkneg LOL

8D

what is the |D face anyway? :U

I use it as a lazy grin.

Re: I use it as a lazy grin.

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