Duke Pantarei (
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paradisa2013-08-02 02:31 pm
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31 - Care of Magical Creatures Class
Students who are in Care of Magical Creatures this afternoon... Please refrain from bringing snacks along with you. You won't starve between lunch and dinner, and I won't pay for any damages to your robes from ignoring this warning.
[ ... And he won't do anything more than break up the fight if you get mauled by a creature either. If you pissed one of them off, that was because you weren't listening. Jeez.
Regardless of that, Professor Pantarei (Why yes, he may just casually hex any student who decides to make fun of that-) and his teaching assistants will be down out on the grounds with a few Hippogriffs. There's a couple different sizes, like the horse half was a drafthorse rather than a racer, or the bird half was owl rather than hawk. One even looks a bit gangly and too-fluffy to fly yet. ]
[ ... And he won't do anything more than break up the fight if you get mauled by a creature either. If you pissed one of them off, that was because you weren't listening. Jeez.
Regardless of that, Professor Pantarei (Why yes, he may just casually hex any student who decides to make fun of that-) and his teaching assistants will be down out on the grounds with a few Hippogriffs. There's a couple different sizes, like the horse half was a drafthorse rather than a racer, or the bird half was owl rather than hawk. One even looks a bit gangly and too-fluffy to fly yet. ]

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Why is the blind man allowed to be in charge of a class again? ]
Getting close requires respect from the hippogriff. The one on the left - that would be the one that wobbles from time to time - tends to be a little nicer. Meet her eyes, bow, and stay there. She'll either bow back, and you can carefully walk up, or she won't, and you don't get to say hello.
[ Also, don't have snacks in your pockets, please. That's what the covered box next to him is for. ]
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Wiggins, correct me if I'm wrong, but are not a second year student?
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Assistant Professor Allen Walker
[Though the job less so much. He's definitely got one of his more patient fake smiles as he makes the rounds and checks up on the different students as deal with the hippogriffs. Sigh. Why does he have this job again?]
How are things here?
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[ And he'll just nudge the box by his feet with a boot. ]
...Speaking of the two-legged magical creatures... how many are supposed to be here?
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I think I'm doing okay, so far, si --
[the 'sir' dies in his throat as his eyes widen. that scar and that hair are way too familiar, and he'd know them anywhere]
Allen?!
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And... Will would not tamper with that. It would hurt to much to be seen without being recognized.]
What sort of creatures are these?
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Oh, these are hippogriffs!
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Brett said those things could gut a guy in one sweep of their claws. Are you sure we should be working with them?
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[ And Duke won't help anything - One of the hippogriffs is going to get a snack. That sure was a dead weasel he just tossed to one, and it was quickly snapped in half and swallowed. ]
Of course, you're making potions where one ingredient wrong can melt through the cauldron and the stone floor. I don't see how this is worth complaining about.
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Ah, don't worry though! We're not going to let anyone get hurt.
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Assistant Professor Gary Sitterson
Ok children...remember that these are proud creatures that easily take offense. Do not make any offhand remark to them or you're likely to be spending the rest of the day attending to talon related injuries.
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[ Duke would have thought that seeing the other students bowing would make them practice, but, well. ]
We've already had someone fall over.
[ Onceler, immortalized as 'that boy who fell over in hipppogriff class'. ]
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... If they're so proud ... and I'm just curious ... why do we need to learn to care for them? Wouldn't their pride mean they know how to care for themselves?
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Ah, Satonaka! Would you like to try to approach a hippogriff?
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Uwaah...t-they're not cute at all! They're scary!!!
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Italy? What are you doing here?
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They're amazing.
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Aren't they? You can come closer if you'd like, you just have to make sure to bow first.
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Gum Miss Haliwell?
I believe you know the rules on chewing gum in class.
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Really.
Does she have to be chewing so loud. ]
You. Cease that, or you will find yourself chewing something else.
[ He means it. it seems a bit noisy to him. ]
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Oh my god, they are so amazing! Can I pet one please?
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[ Duke tilts his head so that he could be assumed to be looking at the speaker. ]
And not fall on your face. Remember how to back off if they don't bow back, some are picky.
[ But the one called Billy is free- ]
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Um... Excuse me...
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Yes? Can I help you?
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