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[wolfchild]

[ backdated to morning.

at the gryffindor table, one of the school owls drops a perfumed, bright purple envelope before zelos. there is no outward sign of a sender. upon slipping open the plain wax seal, the letter unfolds by itself. a shower of hearts and sparks explode into the air before purple letters appear in mid-air. more hearts cascade behind them.

and then the letter begins to sing. ]

When I see you walk by with your bum
and your hair red like a lobster,
my heart beats fast like a drum
and it makes my feelings stir.
You pierced my heart like an archer,
won't you love me too, Zelos Wilder?

[ the words and hearts burst into a beautiful fireworks show that soon vanishes. the letter itself collapses into heart-shaped confetti.

happy morning, zelos. ]


((ooc: feel free to use as a reaction post or for general breakfast shenanigans. arya won't be replying, she's too busy laughing at her (and ino's) prank. ))

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Slytherin Table

[takecareofmine]

[Once will glance up from his delicious bowl of what seems to be mostly marshmallows and little cereal, because that sure gathers attention]

...Wow I haven't heard it compared to a lobster yet. That's a new one.

[wolfchild]

[ next to him, one tiny slytherin has her head in her arms, laughing hard enough to cry.

shake her, man, she might not be breathing. ]

[takecareofmine]

[How about a poke?]

Uhhhh you okay there, Arya?

[wolfchild]

[ she shakes her head. her sides hurt and she can't talk. lifting her head a little, she wipes away a tear. her mouth is pulled back in a wide grin. when she feels a little more in control, she tries, ] Did you see his face?

Gryffindor Table

[wilder]

[And there sits Zelos, red lobster hair and all, after that message is sung and blown up, sitting there in complete shell shock. He'd used to weird love proposals or women trying to earn his favor- but this? This topped even those crazy stunts]

What...just happened?!

[Is this what it feels like to commit social suicide? Because it feels like that as all the eyes bore on him]

[wolfchild]

[ let's pretend a couple hours have passed, okay? okay. when arya finally finds zelos, she falls in next to him. ]

Hello.

[wilder]

[He meanwhile was doing his best to put the morning behind him! He'll look over at Arya, not immediately thinking of it]

Hi.

[wolfchild]

What? You're not pleased to see me?

[mal_addict]

[Ow. Her eardrums. She winces, trying to curl around her coffee protectively, trying to save it from all that confetti]

It's too early in the morning for this.

[wilder]

[he meanwhile cringes, because he can so emphasize with the loud noise thing]

Ahahah, sorry!

[mal_addict]

[She'll scrape some of that confetti off the table]

I've lost count of the amount of admirers you have now.

[xss]

[OH GOD LOUD NOISES IN THE MORNING WHY

She honestly can't tell right now if that was meant to be a prank or just a very over the top admirer]

Ahh... how sweet...?

[wilder]

[LOBSTER HAIR]

Ahaha...yeah...sweet.

[xss]

[the lobster hair isn't even the part that sticks out the most to her right now- was that lyric supposed to mean his bum is lobster red too?? Zelos what are you even up to............]

Although it was very... excessive...

Do you need any help cleaning the confetti?

[eat_me_beat_me]

[Nora's sitting somewhere nearby nearly falling off the bench as she LAUGHS HER ASS OFF.

Sorry, bro, that was funny as hell.]

[wilder]

[HE JUST GROANS AND PUTS HIS FACE IN HIS HANDS. YEAH NORA LAUGH AWAY]

[eat_me_beat_me]

[Oh she will, she will. Excuse her while she has to stop to wipe tears out of her eyes]</>

[waterproofed]

[Percy snorts out his pumpkin juice]

[wilder]

[Sob. He wonders if he can hide under the table until breakfast is over...]

[waterproofed]

[there will be no escape in the boys' dormitory, Zelos. Might as well suck it up now] That was a cute love note.

[rose_of_battle]

[Sheena's just sitting there, mouth open, her food stopped in its journey to her mouth.]

What the hell was that?

[And forget lobster-red hair... LOBSTER-RED BUM?!]

[wilder]

[YEP GAPE AWAY. He meanwhile is trying to keep his cool but is clearly seeming embarrassed]

Ahaha...guess another hunny can't resist me!

[rose_of_battle]

[She's done gaping now. Now, she's facepalming before looking at him in surprise.]

"Another?" Just how many do you have now?

[ino]

[ DEFINITELY not smirking over at the faculty table. definitely not. ]

Hufflepuff Table

[sugarwaffo]

[Sugar was piling waffles onto her plate when the loud noise startles her, making her jump and fall right off her seat. She whirls around to see the floating hearts and fireworks. The pretty sight distracts her, and Sugar quickly forgets her shock. She slips back into her seat as she watches. Once the show is done, Sugar starts clapping.]

Oh, how sweet!

[No, that is not sarcasm. She is completely sincere.]