nineteen

[i_got_this]

Hey, Freelancers! Church. Spartan what's-your-face you can help out too.

Who started the insurrection and had the highest body count? Because I know it wasn't the UNSC.

[Someone's still feeling spikey after her conversation with Gale. Yes it's open for everyone to see. Feel free to threadjack!]

Comments

[babyaliendaddy]

...what kinda attention do you think I would want to get by saying I got impregnated by an alien? Seriously, that's just fucking dumb.

[i_got_this]

Hey it didn't make much sense to me either. But it's not like anyone's ever told me they've had alien babies before so excuse me.

[babyaliendaddy]

Hey don't get bitch with me. You're the one who just called me a liar.

[i_got_this]

I'm bitchy with everyone. Get used to it.

[babyaliendaddy]

I have no problem with bitchy, just don't call me a liar. I only lie about my phone number and whether or not I'm gonna call the next day.

[i_got_this]

Well at least you're honest. [Yeah she's being sarcastic.]

So okay, fine, tell me more about the desert.

[babyaliendaddy]

Eh, I'm honest when I want to be.

What do you want to know? There was sand and blood and shooting.

[i_got_this]

More about the Innies.

See, I got this friend who seems to think they're like, misunderstood or something.

[babyaliendaddy]

Well, they sure were interested in working with the aliens until it wasn't working for them anymore.

What? Does he think they were out to ... I don't know, protect the rights of all or some bullshit like that?

Threadjack for lols

[originalcopy]

Oh shit, I never told you that story did I?

Yeah, Tucker actually did get knocked up by an alien...

Re: Threadjack for lols

[i_got_this]

No. You didn't. Thanks for the heads up. This happen with all of them or just this guy?

[originalcopy]

Oh, Tucker was the only one 'special' enough for the alien to make with the pillow talk.

[i_got_this]

Wow. Let me pencil him into my little black book right now.

[Saaarcasm.]

South

[originalcopy]

[snicker]

Hey, that alien thought he was good enough to honk...

Churh

[i_got_this]

Yeah but who knows, they probably have an entire different list of criteria for what makes someone fuckable. Maybe it liked him because he smelled bad? Doe he stink?

South

[originalcopy]

Oh it was totally into his sword...

[a pause, because even though this is filtered, Tucker has an uncanny innuendo sense and he almost expects a 'bow chicka' any second.]

Church

[i_got_this]

[Yeah South's just falling silent there for a moment.]

Wow. That was subtle.

South

[originalcopy]

Seriously though... it wanted his sword.

There was some bullshit prophesy about the chosen one using it to do some shit or something. I don't really know, I wasn't paying attention.

Anyway, Tucker got to it first and I guess the alien thought knocking Tucker up was the next best thing.

Church

[i_got_this]

That is messed. Up.

South

[originalcopy]

No shit... and I got deal with having his little abomination running around my base while he slept it off in a coma.

Good times.

[babyaliendaddy]

Dude, I don't know how many times I've got to tell you, Not Consensual.

[originalcopy]

[Sorry, he's never not going to give you shit about it. He also won't just let other people give you shit about it either so, there's that.]

Hey, I'm not saying you were making any advances.

[babyaliendaddy]

Dude, I was not making advances to something I don't even know the gender of, and who's primary conversation is 'Hronk Hronk.'

[originalcopy]

Man, I said I wasn't saying you did.

Still, you never know what those things consider an 'advance'...

[babyaliendaddy]

Thank You.

...although you do make an excellent fucking point. [Shit.]