Article 4

[bro_codebreaker]

[this afternoon, Barney can be found in the lobby, chilling on one of the couches with a small rolling desk in front of him. his journal is out, and he alternates between skimming its contents and scribbling on a legal pad]

Okay, Paradisa. What do you think is more rare: behavioral losses, or temporary amnesiacs? It's for science. [and by science, he means Paradisa Bingo. details]

Oh, and Awesomeness Committee? Karaoke tonight, at Caritas. Be there, and suit up.

Comments

[goingrogue]

idkkkk i havent been here 2 2 long
but in xperience its totes behavioral losses
havent seen 2 many mind losses round
dont think ive even suffered any myself
which i guess means im some kinda winner
either that or the castle just keeps passing me up all like
look at that loser she dont need this
an stamps a big ol PASS mark on me
but not the cool kind of pass like u pass a class
the loser kind
like the picked last for the basketball team kind

whats the awesomeness committee
can i b a part of it
what do u have 2 do to join

[bro_codebreaker]

The awesomeness committee's sacred mission is to combat the castle's insistence on making people sad by doing things that make them feel awesome, instead. Like barbecues, and karaoke, and laser tag tournaments. Oh, and drinking games.

[goingrogue]

woahhhhh why didnt i kno bout this sooner
that is totes up my alley
i am all bout makin ppl happy & bbqs and shit
were u the one that through the super cool bbq last month
if it was u totes high 5 on that 1 it was great
i might even kno a thing or 2 bout drinkin games ;)
plz tell me what i need 2 do 2 join this sacred committee
i am ready 2 perform any sacred acts necessary

[onlyanapple]

Probably the amnesiacs. I don't buy the science bullshit, what are you planning?


And we've already discussed my views on singing.

[bro_codebreaker]

What, and spoil the surprise? Come onnnnnnnn.

... And you only say that because Jesus invented karaoke.

[onlyanapple]

It better not involve me, unless my involvement includes mocking others and getting drunk while doing it.

I think that's a perfectly valid reason.

[pint_sized_carnivore]

Uhm, I don't know what's more common. I never seen much of either happen to anyone I know...

But I'll be there for karaoke.

[bro_codebreaker]

That's the spirit! Unlike some people, Crowley.. ... What're you gonna do? Or is it a surprise?

[pint_sized_carnivore]

Uh, I don't know yet. But who's Crowley?

[babyaliendaddy]

Dude, there's an Awesomeness Committee?

[bro_codebreaker]

Uh, yeah. You want in, Obviously New Guy?

[honeytoes]

Yeah...it's totally in the intrest of science.

At a guess I'd say temporary amnesiacs... Behavioural losses happens that often around here it's almost like the castle gets off on it.

[bro_codebreaker]

You know it. [he makes note of his answer] ... Hey, we doing another round of the pool?

[i_got_this]

Seriously do people actually keep track of that shit?

[bro_codebreaker]

Some people do. You know me. I like to be prepared. [aka: you know him, it's part of a plan to pick up chicks as usual]

What up?

[thebestseller]

Suited up and ready, SIR!

[bro_codebreaker]

Sweet. I even got us a table on reserve. So far it's you, me, Chie, Gary, and a new guy.

[spongetastic]

You want me to reserve a table for you? [being the owner, he should probably do owner-type things]

[bro_codebreaker]

Yeah, that's probably a good idea. Peter, right?

[he's done his research, just in case he knew the guy last time. The Play Is Everything. Shakespeare knew what he was talking about]

[heal_theworld]

[Martel actually has to think about that question.] Well, temporary amnesia seems to happen a bit more, I think. If you're counting world changes, of course.

And I'll be there, on one condition... You actually tell me what karaoke is.

[bro_codebreaker]

Hey, thanks, Martel. [marking that one down. one step closer to a completed project, yes good]

And how did you stay in Tokyo for a whole week and not learn what karaoke is?

[lucre]

Must I suit up too?

[bro_codebreaker]

You can just dress up, no suits required. I know you've got style.

[kungfuwitch]

Aaah I'd say behavioral losses if you ask me.

[she pauses]

And did you say "Karaoke?"

[bro_codebreaker]

One more mark for behavioral. Thank you. And yeah, I totally did. You're coming, right?