They say it's my birthday

[waterproofed]

It's my birthday today. So if I were back home, I would've already been old enough to vote and I'm one year away from legally drinking alcohol. [let's not point out the fact that he's already had some alcohol here. Paradisa goes by different rules]

I wonder if I'd be in college? Would I even get to go to college?

Comments

[waterproofed]

Which tower should we flood?

[the_effect_she_has]

...Which one has the most annoying people?

[waterproofed]

I donno, but let's leave alone the Gaudium Tower. Lemony Snicket lives there, and he's a friend of mine.

[the_effect_she_has]

I'd be more than happy to do that for Lemony. [Because he was a friend of hers, as well.]